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Who left the Loreal Kids shampoo in my bathroom?

Johhny M
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Okay folks, here's the burning question from the weekend.

Hard b&stards both, but one of them has slipped up badly. :lol:

Said bottle has been discovered, and it ain't ours. :lol:

Whaddya reckon...?
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Lee uses shampoo? :eek: :eek:

What on earth for? :lol:

ergo it must be Johnny's, maybe the kids stuff is gentler on gaping head wounds?
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DerekR wrote:maybe the kids stuff is gentler on gaping head wounds?
And receding hairlines. :innocent:
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DerekR wrote:Lee uses shampoo? :eek: :eek:

What on earth for? :lol:

ergo it must be Johnny's, maybe the kids stuff is gentler on gaping head wounds?
It'll be plasters for his head, no' shampoo for the next wee while :innocent: :lol:
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It must be Johnny :lol:
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hmm...i used to use the purple one (blackcurrent?). wasnt too bad actually.... :oops:
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:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:


nothing further to be said on the subject...except :lol: :wink:
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Trouble brewing! :eek: ;D
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Why Dave ran a poll is beyond me. :roll:

If he opens the lid and sniffs it and it smells of peaches and melons it's mine. If it smells of extra strong white cider it's Lee's. :innocent:

:lol:
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Johnny, you know you love the smell of white cider in the morning. 8)
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Or is it just the 'fizz' sound as the bottle is opened? 8)
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Gayer.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Well, being the citizen of your Planet with the longest and most luxuriant locks, I can say that it wasn't mine (I go for that Herbal Essences, "Totally Organic Experience" stuff :innocent: :wink: )...

...but Indrek is notable by his absence from this thread! :innocent:
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more of a sachet than a bottle dave ;)
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Take no notice of them Johnny - I use the cherry almond one - smells divine!

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boudicca wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Gayer.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Well, being the citizen of your Planet with the longest and most luxuriant locks, I can say that it wasn't mine (I go for that Herbal Essences, "Totally Organic Experience" stuff :innocent: :wink: )...

...but Indrek is notable by his absence from this thread! :innocent:
Would you also accuse me in frightening Dave's goldfish? :innocent:
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pikkrong wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Gayer.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Well, being the citizen of your Planet with the longest and most luxuriant locks, I can say that it wasn't mine (I go for that Herbal Essences, "Totally Organic Experience" stuff :innocent: :wink: )...

...but Indrek is notable by his absence from this thread! :innocent:
Would you also accuse me in frightening Dave's goldfish? :innocent:
"Nobody ever asks the goldfish"... :lol:
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Where is Lee? Know he must have gotten home re the postings after....but since then?

Who has seen him around.....I will have to get a search-party started...
here we go again....
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Shouldn't be too hard, just follow the trail of destruction. :wink:
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:lol:

he's probably still drooling over his "new" poster ;)
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boudicca wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
boudicca wrote: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Well, being the citizen of your Planet with the longest and most luxuriant locks, I can say that it wasn't mine (I go for that Herbal Essences, "Totally Organic Experience" stuff :innocent: :wink: )...

...but Indrek is notable by his absence from this thread! :innocent:
Would you also accuse me in frightening Dave's goldfish? :innocent:
"Nobody ever asks the goldfish"... :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nor do they ask the tetras or black neons. Though they haven't been themselves since Sunday. :eek: :lol:

No idea where Lee is, there's a couple of unread PMs loitering with intent in my outbox :?:
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I reckon he's gone on retreat...
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Well...this just does not make sense....

Lee...if you are *wired* that's fine...so am I.
Please let HL know that you are still breathing.
here we go again....
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I reckon Lee's simply catching up on his sleep. Expect to see him in about a fortnight :lol:

On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep :eek:
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DerekR wrote: On second thoughts, I don't think he does sleep :eek:
Oh he does. Like a baby. :notworthy:
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