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Do you sleep naked?

Yes
24
69%
No
11
31%
 
Total votes: 35
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Johnny M wrote: That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ... :innocent:
*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....
*hopes for a dinner invite* :innocent:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
emilystrange wrote:chose your housemates....
the 8 people who DONT sleep naked :!:
:lol: :notworthy:

Anyway you're being evicted and living on the streets for three months selling The Big Issue so I don't think it really matters ...
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Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:chose your housemates....
Who Me?
no not just you! forum vote.... who do you want to see sleep shower fight bitch moan go to the loo and eat? en masse
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emilystrange wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:chose your housemates....
Who Me?
no not just you! forum vote.... who do you want to see sleep shower fight bitch moan go to the loo and eat? en masse
Ah, I understand. Clarification of the selection process first please. Would you count as one vote or just a half? :innocent:
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andymackem wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Johnny M wrote: That's a thought actually. We should get a camcorder and 12 of us volunteer to go and live at Quiffys for three months. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ... :innocent:
*sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....
*hopes for a dinner invite* :innocent:
If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.

:lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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We cannot pitch a Heartland TV show from a thread entitled 'Naked'...

Trouble brewing! :eek:
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johnny, watch your step.
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timsinister wrote:We cannot pitch a Heartland TV show from a thread entitled 'Naked'...

Trouble brewing! :eek:
You're right. Sorry Kate, C4's out of the running. We'll have to go to PlayBoy TV instead.

Did you get that job Tim?
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emilystrange wrote:johnny, watch your step.
Oooops! I sense another bang (read slap) on the head coming my way.

:wink:
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canon docre wrote:
andymackem wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote: *sticks up finger* to volunteer....warning that I cook and bake in the kitchen in the nude too....
*hopes for a dinner invite* :innocent:
If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.

:lol:
Sorry Canon ..............

................... my cooking's not that good ....
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you can always set the table...

good to see you again, BD...
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emilystrange wrote:
good to see you again, BD...
Back at you Em.

And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!

We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...

:lol:
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It'd be a one-off special. Everyone would've killed each other within ten minutes. Maybe a Heartland Battle Royale would be more appropriate. :twisted:
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Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!

We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...

:innocent: :lol:
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Does this mean I have to start calling Dave "chicken" and trying to drag him under the dining table ? :lol:
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Johnny M wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!

We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...

:innocent: :lol:
Oh they are Johnny. Imagine. :eek: :lol: There goes another weekly budget on White Cider. :twisted: :notworthy:

@BD - given my usual state, dragging would definitely be required.
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Planet Dave wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote: And Johnny - you are so wrong - C4 would love it!

We also comission programmes with Channel 5 and they will show anything ...
I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...

:innocent: :lol:
Oh they are Johnny. Imagine. :eek: :lol: There goes another weekly budget on White Cider. :twisted: :notworthy:
Dave, it's supposed to be a reality TV project. Not a chemically/alcohol enhanced unreality. I think. :urff:

But yeh, I guess food of any description wouldn't be appearing on the shopping lists. :innocent:

Where do I apply? :twisted:

:lol:
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and who will be the sensible one?
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Black Dahlia wrote:
canon docre wrote:
andymackem wrote: *hopes for a dinner invite* :innocent:
If we're very lucky, we can see some girl/girl action between BD and MB with the male HL contingent watching and eating what they've cooked.

:lol:
Sorry Canon ..............

................... my cooking's not that good ....
Do not fret, I will teach you how :wink:
The dinner invites can be made....any special requests? You name it I cook or bake it :lol:
For how many is now the question.... :P
here we go again....
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emilystrange wrote:and who will be the sensible one?
you
here we go again....
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ME???

how does that work?
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emilystrange wrote:ME???

how does that work?
Well you do not sleep naked....that is a sensible start...
here we go again....
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emilystrange wrote:ME???

how does that work?
I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.
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I love sleeping naked !!!

Nothing tight around me,.................. I feel so free when sleeping !!!
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:ME???

how does that work?
I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.
even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate! :lol:
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