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Do you sleep naked?

Yes
24
69%
No
11
31%
 
Total votes: 35
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Johnny M
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emilystrange wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:ME???

how does that work?
I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.
even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate! :lol:
All the more reason as to why you've been nominated as the sensible one. :lol:
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you might all regret that
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Johnny M wrote: I don't think even Channel 5 are ready for a naked, wired EMWK coming in to land from Planet Dave. Trust me on this one ...

:innocent: :lol:
Channel five couldnt afford a naked,wired me...anyway im rarely both at the same time and never in public -you make it sound like i was wandering around Dave's house starkers! :lol:

what's more john -never having seen me naked yourself you wouldn't know whether it might be of interest to the female viewers :innocent: ;D
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Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:
Johnny M wrote: I agree with Debs. You're the only one who has expressed a desire to take part but hasn't expressed a desire to have their brain cells rearranged, their liver shrunk or to get jiggy-jiggy under the table. That makes you the sensible one. Sorted.
even more sensibly, if you read back, i didn't actually express a desire to be a housemate! :lol:
All the more reason as to why you've been nominated as the sensible one. :lol:
The thought of getting "jiggy jiggy under the table" with Mr Whelan has caused me to burst out laughing at my desk several times this afternoon

Thanks Mr M! :twisted:
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Naked. All the time. Even in swedish winter :von:

Can't stand clothes in bed. I move a lot when I sleep, so the clothes are just in the way.


But not if we sleep at Saras parents house (and they are home) then I wear boxer. Don't want to show my dick for them when I get up in the middle of the night for a pee.
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thank you for that, rian, in all sorts of ways
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emilystrange wrote:thank you for that, rian, in all sorts of ways

You are welcome :wink:
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I think you all probably know my answer to this one already, courtsey of Christophe, who I see has finally come to terms with his guilt and returned to the fold. :wink:

As for Lee's question, the answer is, of course, somebody else's. :innocent:
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Francis wrote:As for Lee's question, the answer is, of course, somebody else's. :innocent:
the only reasonable answer to the question. :notworthy:
(saying "both cause it's so big" doesn't fool anybody and isn't funny or ild have worked it in *fnarr* before now)
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All the more reason I got slightly confused on this one and haven't voted yet.

Does "Actually, wearing a naked woman for the night" count as naked or not? :?

You all know what I mean ... :oops:
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Johnny M wrote:All the more reason I got slightly confused on this one and haven't voted yet.

Does "Actually, wearing a naked woman for the night" count as naked or not? :?

You all know what I mean ... :oops:
I suppose it does, Johnny. :twisted: :kiss:
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Haha, Johnny M can answer that question :D
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rian wrote: Don't want to show my dick for them when I get up in the middle of the night for a pee.
I just love the Scandinavians!
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Johnny M wrote:All the more reason I got slightly confused on this one and haven't voted yet.

Does "Actually, wearing a naked woman for the night" count as naked or not? :?

You all know what I mean ... :oops:
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Chairman Bux wrote: Silence of the Lambs?
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Johnny M wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote: Silence of the Lambs?
We all have the latent seamstress in us.
Oh dear, I can feel a song coming on...

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