06/03/20 - Country Life

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Swinnow
Overbomber
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Joined: 15 Mar 2005, 08:51
Location: Self-isolating from feral Guinea Pigs

A farmer gets a phone call from his son. "I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive." "Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it." About 20 mins later he gets another call..." "Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
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Being645
Above the Chemist
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Joined: 09 Apr 2009, 12:54
Location: reconstruction status: 65,14%

Sell it, what else.
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Planet Dave
Underneath the Rock
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Joined: 22 Apr 2003, 23:51
Location: The North.

Being645 wrote:Sell it, what else.
Blimey Sabine you'd fit right in in the North of England :lol:
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Pista
Cureboi
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Location: Lost In A Forest
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:lol:
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days

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