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- Joined: 15 Mar 2005, 08:51
- Location: Self-isolating from feral Guinea Pigs
A farmer gets a phone call from his son. "I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive." "Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it." About 20 mins later he gets another call..." "Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....