06/03/20 - Country Life

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Swinnow
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A farmer gets a phone call from his son. "I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive." "Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it." About 20 mins later he gets another call..." "Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
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Being645
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Sell it, what else.
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Planet Dave
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Being645 wrote:Sell it, what else.
Blimey Sabine you'd fit right in in the North of England :lol:
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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Pista
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Steve
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