31/03/2020 Lockdown humour

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I was on a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 am for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut to the front of the line but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said " if you don't let me unlock the door you'll never get in there"
Just like the old days

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :urff: :lol: :lol:
Goths play Golf too ...
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And :lol: for the title. Lockdown humour. It's the new humour ;D
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... :lol: :lol: ... I wish it were all as funny as that, indeed ... but, hell ...
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