Elephants Gerald
28/01/2021 Bad Joke alert
What's large, grey and sings the Blues?
Elephants Gerald
Elephants Gerald
After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.
“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.
“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
Those aren't mine either. I nicked them off......some teachers
that's a good one
Goths play Golf too ...
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you can't wash your hands in a buffaloMadameButterfly wrote: ↑28 Jan 2021, 22:36
but i have an answer.
horns, hump, home... a buffalo is african and bison north america or europe.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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took a minute before the penny dropped 
here we go again....
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A personal favourite that one. Love the sheepdog one also.
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