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What's large, grey and sings the Blues?



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After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.

“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
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hey, that's not my joke... :D
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Those aren't mine either. I nicked them off......some teachers :lol:
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Pista wrote: 28 Jan 2021, 13:02 After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.

“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
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that's a good one ;D :bat:
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Pista wrote: 28 Jan 2021, 13:20 :lol:


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:lol: this is a joke?
but i have an answer.
horns, hump, home... a buffalo is african and bison north america or europe.
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MadameButterfly wrote: 28 Jan 2021, 22:36
Pista wrote: 28 Jan 2021, 13:20 :lol:


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:innocent:
:lol: this is a joke?
but i have an answer.
horns, hump, home... a buffalo is african and bison north america or europe.
:innocent:
you can't wash your hands in a buffalo
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote: 29 Jan 2021, 00:33
MadameButterfly wrote: 28 Jan 2021, 22:36
Pista wrote: 28 Jan 2021, 13:20 :lol:


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:innocent:
:lol: this is a joke?
but i have an answer.
horns, hump, home... a buffalo is african and bison north america or europe.
:innocent:
you can't wash your hands in a buffalo
:lol: :lol: took a minute before the penny dropped :oops:
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A personal favourite that one. Love the sheepdog one also.
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Pista wrote: 28 Jan 2021, 13:02 After a talking sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he reported back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 39 sheep,” said the farmer.

“I know,” said the sheepdog. “I rounded them up.”
:lol: :lol:
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