Feeling slightly inspired by this http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... 687#597687
I thought why not collect as many quips from in one place?
Sarcastic, snarky & just plain odd. There are a fair few.
Enjoy the puppet show (reference to DM at Crystal Palace 93)
This one's for all the students on the balcony. It's called Amphetamine Logic.....it's about......logic (Newcastle 85)
Got any gems you can think of?
*prepares for thread to sink without a trace*
Eldritch-isms
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Well, there is a One-liners section of the Official website...
But who really goes there?
But who really goes there?
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
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Q: What do you do when you get nervious?
A: Shake.
A: Shake.
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
We are the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel (London 98)
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"This is a song about cars, speed, speed and more speed. But above all, it's about speed. This is called Heartland."
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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and what was Paint it Black doing in the balcony!?!?Being645 wrote:... when did he say that?Dan wrote:"All the ugly people in the balcony. All the SERIOUSLY UGLY people in the balcony. All the ugliest people I've even SEEN in the balcony."
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Quiff Boy wrote:and what was Paint it Black doing in the balcony!?!?Being645 wrote:... when did he say that?Dan wrote:"All the ugly people in the balcony. All the SERIOUSLY UGLY people in the balcony. All the ugliest people I've even SEEN in the balcony."
Gent, 16 May 1991, after the last song.Being645 wrote:... when did he say that?Dan wrote:"All the ugly people in the balcony. All the SERIOUSLY UGLY people in the balcony. All the ugliest people I've even SEEN in the balcony."
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From the NEC in '93:
"Your problem is that you were always 10 years too early" (after playing intro to 1959, before launching into 1969)
"Shut up!" (silencing the silly people who didn't think that 's a capella rendition of Stop Dragging My Heart Around was worth the entrance fee)
"Your problem is that you were always 10 years too early" (after playing intro to 1959, before launching into 1969)
"Shut up!" (silencing the silly people who didn't think that 's a capella rendition of Stop Dragging My Heart Around was worth the entrance fee)
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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from that Chicago, Riviera show (1/10/1999) that popped up on dime a week ago:
"We're always available for bar mitzvahs"
and something along the lines of "My name is Andrew and I'm here to serve you tonight"
Pukkelpop 92:
"It's not just the place, is it?"
"We're always available for bar mitzvahs"
and something along the lines of "My name is Andrew and I'm here to serve you tonight"
Pukkelpop 92:
"It's not just the place, is it?"
in dub we trust
We are Near Meth Experience & we are going to trash all your favourite songs
I was one of the ugly people in the balconyQuiff Boy wrote:and what was Paint it Black doing in the balcony!?!?Being645 wrote:... when did he say that?Dan wrote:"All the ugly people in the balcony. All the SERIOUSLY UGLY people in the balcony. All the ugliest people I've even SEEN in the balcony."
It wasn't really a balcony but it was the outside bit of the cycle track in a velodrome.
And it was the best show they ever played, so there!
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This is a song about Drugs and buildings... Drugs.... But mostly buildings
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
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... ... so what was the matter there? Did you all wear beetroot-coloured shirts with a golden "Wayne Forever" print ...czuczu wrote:I was one of the ugly people in the balconyQuiff Boy wrote:and what was Paint it Black doing in the balcony!?!?Being645 wrote: ... when did he say that?
It wasn't really a balcony but it was the outside bit of the cycle track in a velodrome.
And it was the best show they ever played, so there!
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Yeah, that was one of the betterDan wrote:"This is from our next album `Butt f**k Parlour Time` "
in dub we trust
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Think it was Amsterdam 83 just before Emma-
"For those of you who have tears, prepare to shed them now"
"For those of you who have tears, prepare to shed them now"
& in Newcastle 85DOZMEISTER wrote:Think it was Amsterdam 83 just before Emma-
"For those of you who have tears, prepare to shed them now"
"Song for Europe.."
Simmer down, simmer down.....SHUT UP!
Stop talking at the back!
We have a travesty in store for you. We have a seriously grotesque thing for you... (Brixton 97)
Stop talking at the back!
We have a travesty in store for you. We have a seriously grotesque thing for you... (Brixton 97)
stufarq wrote:"Mumble mumble mumble mumble."
Most shows from the last ten years.
& at some other gig, can't remember whichPista wrote:& in Newcastle 85DOZMEISTER wrote:Think it was Amsterdam 83 just before Emma-
"For those of you who have tears, prepare to shed them now"
"Song for Europe.."
"This song was written by a bald man."
Then later in the same gig before Gimme Shelter
"This was written by a bald man too."