I now own a pair of slippers

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I feel ancient. Last time I wore a pair I was 7 and it was the 60s.
Had to buy them, what with the damage I did to my right foot last Sunday.

still doesn't feel right :|
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Get a pipe to match it, and an ironed out Sunday Times! :)

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yes dear

did you see the links on that site, bastard!?
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this link was on the same page - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Smoking-Pipe-14 ... PC7BCBN60C
Is there something I should know?

I am 55
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How very odd :) I think this one suits you better!

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And these slippers!

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:... And these slippers!

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:lol: :lol: ... hush, how pretty ... ;D :lol: :lol:
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Nowt wrong with slippers - have worn a pair since Mrs L insisted on installing those laminate floors that were all the rage earlier in the millennium. But if you feel too self-conscious JB, you can always get a pair of clogs from the NMA fire sale.
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I myself sport a pair of Lady Bug slippers... love 'em.
Embrace it man, we only live once we may as well be comfy!!
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Slippers rule. That's all. :notworthy:
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Let us not forget the ultimate in comfortable indoor footwear -

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Hom_Corleone wrote:Let us not forget the ultimate in comfortable indoor footwear -

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Indeed, why settle for the lesser evil? :lol:

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I like those little spiders or some with tiger print ... nice and warm ... ;D ...

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I keep losing my slippers.
Either that or the cat is hoarding them somewhere.
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i need to buy one since i last one had to change location.
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mh wrote:Slippers rule. That's all. :notworthy:
Wot he said :notworthy:

Preferably JC Penny style...
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Slip-on sandals from Sports Direct (black ones - the other colours look too tacky) are my choice of indoor footwaer. They keep my feet warm, never smell and can be worn outdoors on a summer's day without embarrassment:-)
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Jame's look cool like me and get get a pair of moccasin slippers. Been wearing that style for years.
so comfy and stylish.

If they were good enough for the Native American's they are good enough for us.
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People have tried to spark debate on Ukraine, the missing plane, Scottish Independence, etc but the one topic that's really got us all going is slippers ! Rock'n'roll !
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What old goths talk about while their band is on hiatus. :lol: :notworthy:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Let us not forget the ultimate in comfortable indoor footwear -

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I actually have a pair of these that I was given as a Christmas present.

They're so big that it doesn't make any difference which foot you wear them on, or indeed whether you wear them back to front. If you have small feet you could probably wear them sideways and not notice.

Still, if the Elder Gods can't destroy the world or inflict mass insanity on the human race, they can at least be satisfied with making people trip over their own feet. :lol:
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A gentleman's slipper is his birthright, as is rolling tobacco and a pint of the old nut brown.
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I tried to tell her
About Docs and Martens,
Pumps and sandals.
I don't really know what for.
She looked good in slippers.
So just walk on in!


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Slippers Trip The Light Fantastic?
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that was rubbish, you bin away too long
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James Blast wrote:that was rubbish, you bin away too long
Don't say that you :eek: missed me, Mr. Blast?!
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course I did, but I'll never say it
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