Wait For It.......
None - They Would Rather Sit In The Dark
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JOTD 09/0904 How Many.....
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markfiend
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Lightbulb jokes!How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two....
One to screw in the bulb, the other to hold the penis. I mean ladder.
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Quiff Boy
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markfiend wrote:
How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two....
One to screw in the bulb, the other to hold the penis. I mean ladder.
very clever
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how many folky types does it take...
6
1 to actually do it and 5 to sit around debating why the original lightbulb was better
6
1 to actually do it and 5 to sit around debating why the original lightbulb was better
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How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?
2
One to change it and the other to explain how they did it earlier
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb has to feel it wants to change
Ha Ha Ha
2
One to change it and the other to explain how they did it earlier
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb has to feel it wants to change
Ha Ha Ha
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a fish
just thought I'd do the punchline, it is that old
just thought I'd do the punchline, it is that old
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele