Handy Hint No.21

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this is very boring, but if you live alone and you're a bloke you may find this very handy.

I bought some curtains 2 years ago for my new house. as a bloke I didn't bother to measure the window, just plodded off down to the curtain shop and bought some that may have fitted :D they did, well sort of, they where well too long, but it didn't matter, it's fashionable for curtains to drag on the floor by about 3 feet :wink:

anyway I decided to wash'em today, and I couldn't be bothered waiting for them to dry. Label said 'Do not tumble dry' :?: so I tumbled dry'ed them and now thay fit perfectly 8) who needs to know how to sow when you've got the magic of a tumble dryer :D
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That means curtains for you. ;D

Best I could do.

Who's in your avatar mate?
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Almiche V wrote:That means curtains for you. ;D

who's in your avatar mate?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh the avatar is from Blade Trinity, check out the website for more pictures of Abigail 8) http://www.bladetrinity.com/

but I'll say one thing, the bow she uses is pants, it just doesn't work like that
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sisxbeforedawn wrote: who needs to know how to sow when you've got the magic of a tumble dryer :D
;D ;D
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you could of course have used wonderweb. ikea put it in with their curtains for you to use, which is thoughtful.
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emilystrange wrote:you could of course have used wonderweb. ikea put it in with their curtains for you to use, which is thoughtful.
I've never heard of wonderweb :?: :!: do you need to sow it though?
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no, you iron it on. turns up trousers in about a minute, from cutting it to fit to ironing. you use a wet cloth between the iron and material folded over the wonderweb, its kinda like a steam heatweld i suppose. fairly permanent if you do it right. works for me!
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emilystrange wrote:no, you iron it on. turns up trousers in about a minute, from cutting it to fit to ironing. you use a wet cloth between the iron and material folded over the wonderweb, its kinda like a steam heatweld i suppose. fairly permanent if you do it right. works for me!
aha! I see the flaw in your enlightening way. Ironing :urff:
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Ah! sew not sow, Phew!
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i think I'm gone stay with my mummy..... :roll:
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sisxbeforedawn wrote:
emilystrange wrote:no, you iron it on. turns up trousers in about a minute, from cutting it to fit to ironing. you use a wet cloth between the iron and material folded over the wonderweb, its kinda like a steam heatweld i suppose. fairly permanent if you do it right. works for me!
aha! I see the flaw in your enlightening way. Ironing :urff:
It only involves putting a hot iron flat down. no need to get rid of creases.
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emilystrange wrote:
sisxbeforedawn wrote:
emilystrange wrote:no, you iron it on. turns up trousers in about a minute, from cutting it to fit to ironing. you use a wet cloth between the iron and material folded over the wonderweb, its kinda like a steam heatweld i suppose. fairly permanent if you do it right. works for me!
aha! I see the flaw in your enlightening way. Ironing :urff:
It only involves putting a hot iron flat down. no need to get rid of creases.
:D next time, I'll have ago with wonderweb :D
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sisxbeforedawn wrote: :D next time, I'll have a go with wonderweb :D
Is it just me, or does that sound like an advertising soundbite? :eek: :D

P'raps they could use in Spiderman III ?
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wonderweb sounds great - now I won't have to use copydex to patch my jeans
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Almiche V wrote:That means curtains for you. ;D

Best I could do.
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Andy TG wrote:
Almiche V wrote:That means curtains for you. ;D

Best I could do.
FFS - Pull Yourself Together ;-)
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christophe wrote:i think I'm gone stay with my mummy..... :roll:
Nah. Get a girlfriend who can help you :wink:
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rian wrote:
christophe wrote:i think I'm gone stay with my mummy..... :roll:
Nah. Get a girlfriend who can help you :wink:
I was thinking the same, only ….. you know….. its a lot of work (girls) :?
They give me a headache.
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christophe wrote:
rian wrote:
christophe wrote:i think I'm gone stay with my mummy..... :roll:
Nah. Get a girlfriend who can help you :wink:
I was thinking the same, only ….. you know….. its a lot of work (girls) :?
They give me a headache.
Right, but also pleasure :lol:
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I find that painting the inside of the windows black negates the need for curtains. Hammerite does the job well. Watercolours tend to fade after a while.
Next week I'm going to scratch some bullet-hole shapes in the paint for the sun to shine through. Should be great.
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rian wrote:
christophe wrote:
rian wrote: Nah. Get a girlfriend who can help you :wink:
I was thinking the same, only ….. you know….. its a lot of work (girls) :?
They give me a headache.
Right, but also pleasure :lol:
care to explain? :wink:
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christophe wrote:
rian wrote:
christophe wrote: I was thinking the same, only ….. you know….. its a lot of work (girls) :?
They give me a headache.
Right, but also pleasure :lol:
care to explain? :wink:
Not here.....

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Gripper wrote:I find that painting the inside of the windows black negates the need for curtains. Hammerite does the job well. Watercolours tend to fade after a while.
Next week I'm going to scratch some bullet-hole shapes in the paint for the sun to shine through. Should be great.
obviously you did that since the last time i stayed at yours...
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emilystrange wrote:
Gripper wrote:I find that painting the inside of the windows black negates the need for curtains. Hammerite does the job well. Watercolours tend to fade after a while.
Next week I'm going to scratch some bullet-hole shapes in the paint for the sun to shine through. Should be great.
obviously you did that since the last time i stayed at yours...
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :innocent: :twisted:
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Is this topic drawing to a close?
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