AVAST!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Thea
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It be talk like a pirate day
;D
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smiscandlon
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Aarrr!!
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James Blast
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Belay that land lubber!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Mrs. Snowey
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Shiver me timbers!!
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Padstar
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Arrrrrrr

and if you Check out Dodgeball the film you will see that as has been previously picked upon, i am infact.... steve the pirate :)

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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James Blast
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Paddy be no pirate name, keel haul the scurvy dawg!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Lars Svensson
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Where's Master Bates and Seaman Stains when yer need 'em..?

(Well, SOMEBODY had to...)

:roll: ;D :wink:
:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
Amused to death...
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James Blast
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aboard the Black Pig, the lilly livered bung holes, Aaaaaarrrr!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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smiscandlon
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Lars Svensson wrote:Where's Master Bates and Seaman Stains when yer need 'em..?

(Well, SOMEBODY had to...)

:roll: ;D :wink:
:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
Seaman Staines is down below.

Now get ye back to swabbin' the decks.
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Mrs. Snowey
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smiscandlon wrote:
Lars Svensson wrote:Where's Master Bates and Seaman Stains when yer need 'em..?

(Well, SOMEBODY had to...)

:roll: ;D :wink:
:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
Seaman Staines is down below.

Now get ye back to swabbin' the decks.
I ain't no pirate DJ, arr 8)
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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James Blast
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Slam 'er in the brig!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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andymackem
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Hoist the Jolly Roger.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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James Blast
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andymackem wrote:Hoist the Jolly Roger.
Ye not be a pirate, no parlez!

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emilystrange
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so thats what the darkness forum thread was about.. i ignored it. thought it was some silly people playing... sorry.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Kielhalen die hap! ARRRRRR!!

BTW: me names 'First Mate Kidd the Mad' according to

http://www.froggynet.com/cgi-bin/pirate.cgi


or Black Sam Bonney according to

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php


IZ.
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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James Blast
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It says 'Dread Pirate Bonney' fer me, tis a lie me brothers!
I be Rum Black Heart, aaaar
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Pirate!! Arse!! Badger!!..

you decide ;)

Paddy
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Kielhalen die hap! ARRRRRR!!

BTW: me names 'First Mate Kidd the Mad' according to

http://www.froggynet.com/cgi-bin/pirate.cgi


or Black Sam Bonney according to

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php


IZ.


Wong Pegleg Wench.

I'll be teased by all the other pirates.
I would have done something, but I was overwhelmed by a lack of concern.
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My husbands is...

Butch the Bit*h Arse. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I would have done something, but I was overwhelmed by a lack of concern.
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lazarus corporation
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Keeper Tom the Dark ?!
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smiscandlon
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Mine is a curiously honourable pirate name:

Sir Domingo the Honest Heart.

:roll:
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The Pope
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Watch out for The Pope, er, I mean Bloody Ethel Flint, mofos! :twisted:
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lazarus corporation
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The Pope wrote:Watch out for The Pope, er, I mean Bloody Ethel Flint, mofos! :twisted:
Ethel? :lol:
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James Blast
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Hey! I went out with a beautiful Ethel (know as Liz) in the 80s, problem was, I fancied her Sister! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Liz/Eth was better looking had bigger.... and was way more fun, I goofed. Again! What can I say?
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James Blast
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Love Stinks!
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