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Von's looking pretty shook these days :)
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hallucienate wrote:wow, I always wanted to meet David St Hubbins
:notworthy: I'm glad someone recognised him! :lol:
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Last time I saw Mark he was all Sister gothed to drop. :von:

Now he looks like a college scarf boy with Elvis haircut who shops at NEXT! :innocent:

Mr P's looking good for his age though. 8)
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JB wrote:Elvis haircut
Ponytail actually :lol:

And the Next bag was an old one from the plastic bag stash with my lunchbox in it.
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Oh dear oh dear
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Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:Oh dear oh dear
You're just jealous. How many members of ver Quo have you met then? :P
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what had you just said to him? he looks petrified :lol:
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strike a pose :lol:
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markfiend wrote: And the Next bag was an old one from the plastic bag stash with my lunchbox in it.
The first part of that sentence was almost believable but the 'lunchbox' mention blew your credibility completely. Get a see-through Morrisons bag and some cling-film for your sarnies and be working class and proud. :von:

Bloody goth yuppies! :wink:
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Quiff Boy wrote:what had you just said to him? he looks petrified :lol:
"Can my mate take a photo please?"

Not particularly scary. :lol:
JB wrote:Bloody goth yuppies! ;)
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markfiend wrote:
Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:Oh dear oh dear
You're just jealous. How many members of ver Quo have you met then? :P
Damn!! You've seen right through me there.
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And I always thought you actually _looked_ like a meercat.

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:lol: That actually genuinely make me laugh out loud. :notworthy:
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I guess the "thumbs-up" was his idea then?
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Francis wrote:I guess the "thumbs-up" was his idea then?
Indeedy. I just copied him because I thought it would look cooler/funnier (delete as appropriate).
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Well I'M impressed Mark. A Rock Star is a Rock Star, no matter what.
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Status Quo once stayed at a hotel on the edge of Leeds University campus during the early 70s when Pam used to clean there. A bunch or "right mucky buggers" apparently. They didn't even make the beds, empty the ashtrays or rinse the bath out. :roll:
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My mum once saw the Quo in concert.:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh how I laughed when she told me - "I didn't go to see them, they were just playing in the background. I didn't even know who they were", she claims.

Yeah, well she knows now!
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They didn't even make the beds, empty the ashtrays or rinse the bath out. :roll:[/quote]

They used the bath! :eek:
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Spiggy's hat wrote:They used the bath! :eek:
Good point. I reckon she must be making it up. She also claims to have been "on stage" with Errol Brown. Probably sweeping up during the sound check. :innocent:
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Francis wrote:They didn't even make the beds, empty the ashtrays or rinse the bath out. :roll:
If people cleaned up after themselves, then wouldn't Pam have been out of a job? :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:
Francis wrote:They didn't even make the beds, empty the ashtrays or rinse the bath out. :roll:
If people cleaned up after themselves, then wouldn't Pam have been out of a job? :innocent:
Cleaners aren't renowned for their powers of logical reasoning. They're mostly women, after all. :wink:
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