I've bought myself a new toy...

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lol
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And me

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Ed Rhombus wrote:And me

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you're cheating :(
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How so?
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that's a real toy! :D
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me too :oops:

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Do you think if i showed this thread to the wife it will mean i can buy a new toy ????

:(

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Do you think if i showed this thread to the bank manager it will mean i can buy a new toy :? ?
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Padstar wrote:Do you think if i showed this thread to the wife it will mean i can buy a new toy ????

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problably.

if its for her :wink:
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lazarus corporation wrote:Do you think if i showed this thread to the bank manager it will mean i can buy a new toy :? ?
Wife... bank manager.... theres a difference ??

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Padstar wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:Do you think if i showed this thread to the bank manager it will mean i can buy a new toy :? ?
Wife... bank manager.... theres a difference ??

;)

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I've never slept with my bank manager.

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although on further contemplation, I'm pretty sure I've been screwed by my bank...
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:lol: @ lazcorp
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Padstar wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:Do you think if i showed this thread to the bank manager it will mean i can buy a new toy :? ?
Wife... bank manager.... theres a difference ??

;)

Paddy.
I've never slept with my bank manager.

(Edit)

although on further contemplation, I'm pretty sure I've been screwed by my bank...
its a dream of mine.....
you have never seen my Bankmanager do you ,,
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ah sweet Natalie ......
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Padstar wrote:Do you think if i showed this thread to the wife it will mean i can buy a new toy ????

:(

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You've got enough toys :lol: :lol:
i'm not intelligent enough to think of a witty one so i won't bother
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lazarus corporation wrote:I've never slept with my bank manager.
:eek: You've slept with Paddy's wife? :eek:

I knew you lot were a bunch of swingers :wink:
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lizzy32 wrote:
Padstar wrote:Do you think if i showed this thread to the wife it will mean i can buy a new toy ????

:(

Paddy.

You've got enough toys :lol: :lol:
Paddy,take no notice of Mrs Gr. you can never have enough toys of the musical variety,Which reminds me there's a rather large ampeg cab in electro music just waiting for me to give it a good home :wink:
Bass-deep,deep-toned,low pitched,resonant.And goddamned cool
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i want a toy. will some one buy me one?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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don't tempt me
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emilystrange wrote:i want a toy. will some one buy me one?
<smut> what do you have in mind?</smut>

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anything in white gold and diamonds.... thanks

you are a dirty b*****, pads.... :D
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RicheyJames wrote:don't tempt me
Should that not be:

Don't tempt me.

?
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Karst wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:don't tempt me
Should that not be:

Don't tempt me.

?
:O controversial!!!!!!!!!!!!

;)

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i wonder what level of national curriculum literacy attainment both of those would be?
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