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GPs confused by 'manky' patients:

A group of foreign doctors left baffled by South Yorkshire slang are being taught the local dialect so they know when their patients feel "champion".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sout ... 724110.stm

:lol: you bloody Yorkshire lot, can't you learn to speak propah-like!

(the news report also provides a brief guide to Yorkshire slang, which will be useful to all of us on this site who can't understand a word of what the Leeds contingent are on about.)
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Your book site is very nice, Laz!
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CorpPunk wrote:Your book site is very nice, Laz!
Oh no! William Gibsonzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :urff:
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Karst wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:Your book site is very nice, Laz!
Oh no! William Gibsonzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :urff:
@CorpPunk: Many thanks - there's still a lot of work to do (adding reviews, plus a system where visitors can log in and leave comments about books, rate books etc - but it's coming along :) Now buy something from it, and make me some money! :lol:

@Karst: Bloody Oi!â„¢ Gibson's stuff is pretty damn good!

@ everyone else: Off topic after one post - is this a record? :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote:@ everyone else: Off topic after one post - is this a record? :lol:
No. ;)
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lazarus corporation wrote: @CorpPunk: Many thanks - there's still a lot of work to do (adding reviews, plus a system where visitors can log in and leave comments about books, rate books etc - but it's coming along :) Now buy something from it, and make me some money! :lol:
You're welcome. Put something up besides Gibson and I'll see what I can do. :lol: I'm not really into experimental fiction apart from Ishmael Reed, and maybe Auster in small doses...
lazarus corporation wrote:@ everyone else: Off topic after one post - is this a record? :lol:
No, it's a talent.
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CorpPunk wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:@ everyone else: Off topic after one post - is this a record? :lol:
No, it's a talent.
:notworthy: :notworthy: and we could all learn a thing or two from you in this regard :notworthy: :notworthy:
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markfiend wrote: No. ;)
<------goes all nostalgic :|
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And btw, Laz, it looks like our Mr Gibson is blogging again: http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/blog/ ... rchive.asp


(Sorry for resurrecting, but I had a dream that this thread might try to get back on topic. Prevention is the best cure.)
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CorpPunk wrote:And btw, Laz, it looks like our Mr Gibson is blogging again: http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/blog/ ... rchive.asp


(Sorry for resurrecting, but I had a dream that this thread might try to get back on topic. Prevention is the best cure.)
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well spotted - off to read his words of wisdom now.
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Jen - Don't scare him.

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oh Gawd, it'll be...... "I have seen attack ships on fire" next
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Aw. I never get to have any fun. :cry:
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