Stupid Sandwiches

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Just heard this on the old radio - according to some ridiculous research done at an insanely overfunded University in the UK (Oxford?) what you put on your sandwich can help you get to the top. There were a couple of examples given but the one that stood out for me (!) was that a Toasted Chocolate and Banana sarmie is a cure for a hangover.
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Choc and banana toasties rule!

Great stuff. Not sure about a hangover cure, mind. I'll stick to Irn Bru for that.
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there is a thing called a 'hawkins sandwich'... I bet the oxford people missed that one... :D
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emilystrange wrote:there is a thing called a 'hawkins sandwich'... I bet the oxford people missed that one... :D
Hm, I've searched for it on Google(tm) and I'm none the wiser. Is it filthy?
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oh christ yes....
you'll only ever find it on darklings' sites.
tis a favourite snack.
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Very curious now...
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right.. how many hawkins brothers?
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Oh god, it's The Darkness isn't it. Enough please, I have a very vivid imagination.
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good GRIEF you're slow tonight...
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Must try harder. This could lead to double entendres.
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Almiche V wrote: I have a very vivid imagination.
you've got nothing on the darklings... *ahem*
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they actually have a 'dirty little buggers' club.. i am not a member, being far too grown up... :D
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I mean I picture things easily. Way too easily.

Do you know someone who'd like some leather trousers?
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so do i...


i can ask...
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emilystrange wrote:they actually have a 'dirty little buggers' club.. i am not a member, being far too grown up... :D
Oh go on with you...
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no i'm not, really... i don't want my thoughts on the matter on forum for everyone to see! no shame these girls...
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oh yes...
its a fanzine thing.. trying to build up a reputation as being sensible... (am an editor)

must dash... xxxx
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Is this another one of those "let's get off-topic as quickly as possible" threads :wink:

P.S. I misread it as "hawkings" sandwich, :roll: and was thinking of Stephen Hawking... :urff:
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can I mention the 'backstage rider/sandwich' section in This Is....?
or
should I leave you two to it?
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@ mrs snowey - thanks for that.

@ james blast - no sir, you carry on chief.
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Almiche, it's basically, sandwiches that don't even go up to 2, nevermind 11 :wink:
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hmm, never been big on sandwiches what about wrapping things in tortillas?
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I'm with Mrs Snowey - I was thinkiong of Stephen Hawking


But then I went off on my own tangent and then the idea of a hawking sandwich got very very sick

in a metallic, robotic-voice kinda way
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