A Very Happy FFS Dave

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James Blast
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Hope ye hud a guid yin Mr.Whelan drink?.....
now where's that tank?
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Deely Boppers a go go. :P
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1969 (FFS Mix)

Well alright! :D

Well, it was 1969 O.K.
When FFS Dave was born this day
Never gonna be a Kippax blue
Taken to Old Trafford when he was two

Taken to Old Trafford when he was two
Never gonna be a Kippax blue (No!)

Now last year he was 34
Watching Man U was such a bore
Now he’s 35 it’s true
So, oh my, he’ll whoo hoo
Well, now he’s 35 it’s true
So, oh my, he’ll boohoo (No!)

Well, it was 1969 O.K.
When FFS Dave was born this day
Never gonna be a Kippax blue
Taken to Old Trafford when he was two

Well he’s a 1969 baby
Well he’s a 1969 baby
He’s nine, nine, nine....nine, teen sixty-nine
'teen sixty-nine
'teen sixty-nine
'teen sixty-nine

No!

No!

No!

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Another Libran 8)

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Happy birthday :)
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Appi Burfdi to you
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happy birthday
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happy B-day
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Happy Birthday :D

'ave a good 'un!
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indeed.. x
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how do you follow up JB's post?

ummmmmmm, happy birthday!
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hoorah! merry b-day dave 8)
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Happy B-Day 8)
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Cheers One and All, how jolly kind of you all. Mr Blast, I'll go for an absinthe. Ta.

JB - how does ANYONE follow that. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

-I'll be singing it all day now.

I had a fine day listening to Ian Brown's new one, watching Shaun Of The Dead, and running around like a man possessed in my new cool Apoptygma Berzerk t-shirt.

The odd smoke was sneaked in (really hard when your parents have come over for the day), now all that remains is to take me motor for it's MOT (boooo) and spend money on banging techno-goth CDs, from the fab techno-goth CD-stocking shop I've found in Leeds.

'I'm a 1969 baby!'
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CD-stocking shop? Wow I didn't realise that music had its own leg-wear ;)

Hope you had a goodun ;D
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Oh it most certainly does have it's own legwear Mark, more preposterous than most people could possibly imagine. Most people meaning 'excluding hard-core goths'. :wink: 8)
If you were asking my opinion then I would say delete that.
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:lol: Where is this wonderful shop then?
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Happy what??

It just says Happy!!

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Couldnt not say Happy Birthday to you darling now could I ?

Have a great one.

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happy b'day have good'un 8)
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Cheers again marvellous people.

Mr Fiend - the shop is down by the markets on the way to the Duck & Drake. There's a couple, but Soho (on the corner) isn't as good as the other one (who's name I sadly forget). And don't forget Grinn in the Corn Exchange. Preposterosity never had it so good.
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Oh do you mean Hellraiser? Not far from where I work actually. ;D
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That's it, Mark. Scary clothes, and CDs you'd not expect to see outside of a mail order site. Like the new (I think) Project Pitchfork live DVD, which is banging.

As a slight aside, I nearly bought a Volcano Vapourizer from a shop nearby - there's this tremendous coffeeshop (De Kuil) in the dam that has one, and it's 'awesome' (to nick my 5 yr-olds favourite word). I was unfortunately put off by the £400 price tag. Fancy going halfs on one Mark?
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Ooooh tempting isn't it!

That reminds me... Check your PMs
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Sorry, bit late.
Happy birthday U scummer!!!!
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