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Almiche V
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Black Leather Trousers. Heartwrenchingly I'm having to sell mine on Ebay. If anyone is interested then here is the link:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... RK:MESE:IT

If this goes against the Forum regs then apologies to the Mods. The TRash Bin is looking empty anyway... :D
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how do they handle urine?
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Whoever buys them must look after them, they're from a good home. Actually quite sheltered...
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Are they official "Rock Pants" (Scardwel TM) tho'? :lol:
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Goddammit they're respectable leathers....
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hallucienate wrote:how do they handle urine?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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There is nothing finer than a skinny dood in leather trousers. :von:
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lazarus corporation wrote:
hallucienate wrote:how do they handle urine?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
It doesn't matter, I'm a 34 :roll:
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Personally, I'd rather have a bacon, lettuce and tomatoe sandwich.
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You can't sell them! Isn't it de rigeur for gentlemen of a certain age (and ever increasing girth) to wear their leather rock pants way too tight until the gusset explodes at the most inopportune moment? :innocent:

Followed by a sentimental burial in the vegetable plot in the backgarden. :(
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I only do shorts!!!!!

sorry ;)

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Hmm,I can't see black leather shorts working somehow.But then again whatever turns you on i suppose :lol:
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Padstar wrote:I only do shorts!!!!!
a bit Boys Town Gang, Relax video stylee, Paddy! :eek:
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James Blast wrote:
Padstar wrote:I only do shorts!!!!!
a bit Boys Town Gang, Relax video stylee, Paddy! :eek:
Nah, I reckon they're more in this vein:

Image

:innocent: :lol:
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snowey wrote:Nah, I reckon they're more in this vein:
Image

now they are classy :lol:
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snowey wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Padstar wrote:I only do shorts!!!!!
a bit Boys Town Gang, Relax video stylee, Paddy! :eek:
Nah, I reckon they're more in this vein:

Image

:innocent: :lol:
:eek: :?
brrr ..

somehow I can't really see myself in a leather pants.. :roll: ..
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James Blast wrote:
snowey wrote:Nah, I reckon they're more in this vein:
Image

now they are classy :lol:
Looks like the Neffs have finally re-formed with a new, exciting change of direction :lol: :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Looks like the Neffs have finally re-formed with a new, exciting change of direction :lol: :lol:
yep, new album available soon Braun Razor

groan :oops:
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I reckon in that vein!!!!

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I seriously considered putting a bid on for these Almiche V.

Unfortunately when asked to express a preference, 100% (1 out of 1) of the work colleagues I asked for an opinion, commented that she would never, ever, speak to me again if I bought a pair of leather trousers.

I'm sorry, but I must bow to peer pressure.
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smiscandlon wrote:I seriously considered putting a bid on for these Almiche V.

Unfortunately when asked to express a preference, 100% (1 out of 1) of the work colleagues I asked for an opinion, commented that she would never, ever, speak to me again if I bought a pair of leather trousers.

I'm sorry, but I must bow to peer pressure.
But do they have to know? And what does your heart tell you, deep down?
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my strides (which I got made and never, ever fitted properly) are buried in the attic, somethings must be :|
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