Weird band names, anyone?

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Here's a really stupid band name.....

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Batman and Asshole - This one actually sounds nice.

Cindy Brady's Lisp - No, it's MY Lisp, Cindy!

Fµck Me I'm Irish - no comment. :wink:

Let's All Get Naked and Fµck - Band members came together to think of a name.

Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy - Whit that name, how CAN this band be bad? :P

Naked David Hasselhoff- "I am looking for freedom..."

Princess Tinymeat - isn't that the name of a bar?
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BowWowWowHaus ..... :lol: :lol:
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accidental goat sodomy :lol:
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hours of endless fun, nice one IZ
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boudicca wrote:BowWowWowHaus ..... :lol: :lol:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:http://www.brainwashed.com/bandnames/

Don't read while drinking, please... :von:


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In my opinion, one of the 'best of the worst':

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No mention of Coconut Dogf uck? Most disappointing...

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Great site Iz.

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Pissed Off Postmen :lol:
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Oh, and -
Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front :lol:
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F--kwit wrote:No mention of Coconut Dogf uck? Most disappointing...

(Space between F and U added by me so I can actually post it...)

You can add your own, y'know ;-)


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Some were a bit "random surrealist band name generator" though, weren't they?

I was somewhat alarmed at how many bands in there I knew! :lol:
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I know someone who once called a local station and asked the DJ if he had Testicular Momentum. He was completely taken aback. :lol:

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Ferry H.P. wrote:Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy - Whit that name, how CAN this band be bad? :P
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What was that Rob Zombie side project with a very un-pc name?
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Nice to see that Crispy Ambulance are there.

and it's good the see the Dead Milkmen get ANY kind of media mention (fab band, anyone else agree?)

My fave from the list has to be 'Furious George'.
I'm a sucker for band names which are simply ingenious puns.

And '9 Invisible Ninjas of the Apocalypse' is top for sheer silliness.
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boudicca wrote:BowWowWowHaus ..... :lol: :lol:
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