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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Ha ha ha, this brings back memories. I turned one of my old Barbies into a goth when I was 14 or so - complete with backcombed hair and a little plastic guitar (which I liked to think made a sound like Steve Severin's bass)- and I gave it to my bestest friend as a present. :roll: I'm a cheapskate. She duly took it on a school trip with her, and before I knew it, rumours were flying round the school that I was a voodoo-practising Black Magic Woman. :lol:
I can deal with that, but it also meant I had to spend the remainder of my schooldays protesting that I was not a Marylin Manson fan. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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can't you just give them a chicken?
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d00mw0lf wrote:can't you just give them a chicken?
my friend is going out with a chicken. Well, his surname is chicken, and her nickname is tomato. You can imagine the jokes. :lol: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:I had to spend the remainder of my schooldays protesting that I was not a Marylin Manson fan. :eek: :eek: :eek:
anything but that :eek: I'd rather be called a Bros fan :lol:
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sisxbeforedawn wrote:
boudicca wrote:I had to spend the remainder of my schooldays protesting that I was not a Marylin Manson fan. :eek: :eek: :eek:
anything but that :eek: I'd rather be called a Bros fan :lol:
I overcompensated slightly by walking around singing Abba songs. Didn't help - I think it just disturbed people. Which is understandable.
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hallucienate wrote:my friend is going out with a chicken. Well, his surname is chicken, and her nickname is tomato. You can imagine the jokes. :lol: :lol:
But don't they make a souper couple?

:oops:

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markfiend wrote:
hallucienate wrote:my friend is going out with a chicken. Well, his surname is chicken, and her nickname is tomato. You can imagine the jokes. :lol: :lol:
But don't they make a souper couple?

:oops:

I'll get my coat.
no, please stay, I need more material. Did I mention she is a vegetarian? :lol: :lol:

She don't eat meat, but she loves chicken...
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hallucienate wrote:She don't eat meat, but she loves chicken...
Just tell her not to swallow.

Too far? :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:
hallucienate wrote:She don't eat meat, but she loves chicken...
Just tell her not to swallow.

Too far? :innocent:
this stuff is never enough
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Wow, Hallucienate, I love your avatar! Never seen that picture of Von before! :lol: :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:Wow, Hallucienate, I love your avatar! Never seen that picture of Von before! :lol: :innocent:
it's a rare shot of him from the VT era without his sunnies :lol: :lol: :innocent:
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