Ha ha ha, this brings back memories. I turned one of my old Barbies into a goth when I was 14 or so - complete with backcombed hair and a little plastic guitar (which I liked to think made a sound like Steve Severin's bass)- and I gave it to my bestest friend as a present. I'm a cheapskate. She duly took it on a school trip with her, and before I knew it, rumours were flying round the school that I was a voodoo-practising Black Magic Woman.
I can deal with that, but it also meant I had to spend the remainder of my schooldays protesting that I was not a Marylin Manson fan.
Finally, something kids everywhere can enjoy
can't you just give them a chicken?
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my friend is going out with a chicken. Well, his surname is chicken, and her nickname is tomato. You can imagine the jokes.d00mw0lf wrote:can't you just give them a chicken?
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anything but that I'd rather be called a Bros fanboudicca wrote:I had to spend the remainder of my schooldays protesting that I was not a Marylin Manson fan.
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I overcompensated slightly by walking around singing Abba songs. Didn't help - I think it just disturbed people. Which is understandable.sisxbeforedawn wrote:anything but that I'd rather be called a Bros fanboudicca wrote:I had to spend the remainder of my schooldays protesting that I was not a Marylin Manson fan.
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But don't they make a souper couple?hallucienate wrote:my friend is going out with a chicken. Well, his surname is chicken, and her nickname is tomato. You can imagine the jokes.
I'll get my coat.
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no, please stay, I need more material. Did I mention she is a vegetarian?markfiend wrote:But don't they make a souper couple?hallucienate wrote:my friend is going out with a chicken. Well, his surname is chicken, and her nickname is tomato. You can imagine the jokes.
I'll get my coat.
She don't eat meat, but she loves chicken...
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Just tell her not to swallow.hallucienate wrote:She don't eat meat, but she loves chicken...
Too far?
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this stuff is never enoughmarkfiend wrote:Just tell her not to swallow.hallucienate wrote:She don't eat meat, but she loves chicken...
Too far?
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it's a rare shot of him from the VT era without his sunniesboudicca wrote:Wow, Hallucienate, I love your avatar! Never seen that picture of Von before!