As the Smurphs seem to be making a career of NOT playing anywhere or anytime Debaser can make it...
Why not try what is admittedly a very unoriginal idea which was tried by A.N.Other band...
...and play in her front room?!
Preferably when she's in...
A suggestion for Debaser/t'Smurphs...
- Lars Svensson
- Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
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Amused to death...
- emilystrange
- Above the Chemist
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at least she lives near you...
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Well not THAT near...just far enough away
If you can come round now Pads, Gaz has been busy with the duster and hoover.
Me? I've been at a day Spa, restin' and relaxin'...oh and I had that Ear Candle stuff done - it was ACE!
If you can come round now Pads, Gaz has been busy with the duster and hoover.
Me? I've been at a day Spa, restin' and relaxin'...oh and I had that Ear Candle stuff done - it was ACE!
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
Nah, the Hopi Ear Candle thing is wonderful, lie in a darkened room , on your side whilst someone lights a candle and stuffs it in yer lug hole. Simmer nicely, let lady do lovely massage of your head then turn over and repeat.
Cleared me sinus' a treat it did - and eeeuuuwww, she shows you what gunk comes out too!!
Cleared me sinus' a treat it did - and eeeuuuwww, she shows you what gunk comes out too!!
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
Do they have a cure for constipation too?
Not that I've got it or anything, being a bit of a lentil eater, but it's given me an interesting mental picture...
actually no, I'm copyrighting that idea.
F U C K W I T A R S E C A N D L E S
Only £10, administer your own treament...
Not that I've got it or anything, being a bit of a lentil eater, but it's given me an interesting mental picture...
actually no, I'm copyrighting that idea.
F U C K W I T A R S E C A N D L E S
Only £10, administer your own treament...
You ain't seen me, right?