A suggestion for Debaser/t'Smurphs...

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Lars Svensson
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As the Smurphs seem to be making a career of NOT playing anywhere or anytime Debaser can make it...

Why not try what is admittedly a very unoriginal idea which was tried by A.N.Other band...

...and play in her front room?!

Preferably when she's in... :notworthy: ;D :innocent: :von:
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top idea! :o

mind you, she'd have to do the housework first though, and we all know how bad she is at doing chores ;) :lol:
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at least she lives near you... :(
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Well not THAT near...just far enough away ;)

If you can come round now Pads, Gaz has been busy with the duster and hoover.

Me? I've been at a day Spa, restin' and relaxin'...oh and I had that Ear Candle stuff done - it was ACE!
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Ear Candle?!! :urff: :urff: :urff: :urff: :urff: :urff:
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d00mw0lf wrote:Ear Candle?
Is it good for eyebrow(s) too? :lol:
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Nah, the Hopi Ear Candle thing is wonderful, lie in a darkened room , on your side whilst someone lights a candle and stuffs it in yer lug hole. Simmer nicely, let lady do lovely massage of your head then turn over and repeat.

Cleared me sinus' a treat it did - and eeeuuuwww, she shows you what gunk comes out too!!
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Do they have a cure for constipation too?

Not that I've got it or anything, being a bit of a lentil eater, but it's given me an interesting mental picture...

actually no, I'm copyrighting that idea.

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