Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
sisxbeforedawn
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Posts: 627 Joined: 07 Feb 2004, 20:41Location: Where the listener comes first
25 Oct 2004, 08:02
I met a devil woman, she took my heart away
moonchild
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25 Oct 2004, 08:06
Satan is my lord...
I need to read the LaVey bible. Maybe all the answers to my life questions are in that book.
Planet Dave
Underneath the Rock
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25 Oct 2004, 08:24
moonchild wrote: Satan is my lord...
I need to read the LaVey bible. Maybe all the answers to my life questions are in that book.
Moonie, I like you a lot.
They are.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
Planet Dave
Underneath the Rock
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25 Oct 2004, 08:26
Which reminds me...
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
sisxbeforedawn
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25 Oct 2004, 08:31
FFS Dave wrote: Which reminds me...
there is a bad joke thread you know
I met a devil woman, she took my heart away
Mrs RicheyJames
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25 Oct 2004, 11:00
<shakes head>
Only a paand.
boudicca
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25 Oct 2004, 11:22
I heard that one on the news.
The moral indignation in that Natasha kaplunky's voice was a treat! How we laughed... me and the Dark Lord, I mean.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Ed Rhombus
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25 Oct 2004, 14:04
FFS Dave wrote: Which reminds me...
Great gag
Did anyone see that daft satanist on 'Bad Lad's Army' crying because he didn't want to go to church?
His reasoning 'Religion is a sign of weakness'!!!
Blubbing you're eyes out because you don't want to go to church isn't then?
hallucienate
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25 Oct 2004, 14:25
Ed Rhombus wrote:
Great gag
You didn't slag off SG once in this post
Are you feeling alright?
Quiff Boy
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25 Oct 2004, 14:26
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Ed Rhombus
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25 Oct 2004, 14:41
She has many faults, but she's not a leaky eyed follower of alternative religions
The moral indignation in that Natasha kaplunky's voice was a treat! How we laughed... me and the Dark Lord, I mean. 
Are you feeling alright?
