Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
sisxbeforedawn
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25 Oct 2004, 08:02
I met a devil woman, she took my heart away
moonchild
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25 Oct 2004, 08:06
Satan is my lord...
I need to read the LaVey bible. Maybe all the answers to my life questions are in that book.
Planet Dave
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25 Oct 2004, 08:24
moonchild wrote: Satan is my lord...
I need to read the LaVey bible. Maybe all the answers to my life questions are in that book.
Moonie, I like you a lot.
They are.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
Planet Dave
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25 Oct 2004, 08:26
Which reminds me...
...never stand behind Satan in the Post Office, because he takes many forms.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
sisxbeforedawn
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25 Oct 2004, 08:31
FFS Dave wrote: Which reminds me...
...never stand behind Satan in the Post Office, because he takes many forms.
there is a bad joke thread you know
I met a devil woman, she took my heart away
Mrs RicheyJames
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25 Oct 2004, 11:00
<shakes head>
Only a paand.
boudicca
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25 Oct 2004, 11:22
I heard that one on the news.
The moral indignation in that Natasha kaplunky's voice was a treat! How we laughed... me and the Dark Lord, I mean.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Ed Rhombus
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25 Oct 2004, 14:04
FFS Dave wrote: Which reminds me...
...never stand behind Satan in the Post Office, because he takes many forms.
Great gag
Did anyone see that daft satanist on 'Bad Lad's Army' crying because he didn't want to go to church?
His reasoning 'Religion is a sign of weakness'!!!
Blubbing you're eyes out because you don't want to go to church isn't then?
hallucienate
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25 Oct 2004, 14:25
Ed Rhombus wrote:
Great gag
Did anyone see that daft satanist on 'Bad Lad's Army' crying because he didn't want to go to church?
His reasoning 'Religion is a sign of weakness'!!!
Blubbing you're eyes out because you don't want to go to church isn't then?
You didn't slag off SG once in this post
Are you feeling alright?
Quiff Boy
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25 Oct 2004, 14:26
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Ed Rhombus
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25 Oct 2004, 14:41
She has many faults, but she's not a leaky eyed follower of alternative religions