Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Quiff Boy wrote:i'm afraid i wont be able to make it today
Me neither.
My boss and his deputy were out on the piss last night and so haven't turned up to work. My colleague has the day off. So I'm in the office alone and not allowed to leave the phones unmanned.
I'll be lucky if I get any lunch today.
Bastards.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
