***George Walker Bush Laughatron***
Some of Dubbya's finer quotations:
"We want to make America a literate country, a hopefuller country"
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"
"I think war is a dangerous place"
"Nobody needs to tell me what I believe, But I do need someone to tell me where Kosovo is."
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And Folks that is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable, and we're going to do something about it!"
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"
"Sure, they misunderestimated me"
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease"
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. They don't attack eachother. They don't develop weapons of mass destruction"
"Saddam Hussein is a man who invaded two countries twice. Two countries, one each time"
"I know it's hard for you to put food on your family"
Feel free to add your own bush-isms
30/10/2004
- Hojyuu-obi
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- the-happening
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This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please
don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an
honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where
you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that
your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important
for the test to work accurately.
You're in Florida... In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos
going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods...
There are huge masses of water everywhere....
You are a Reuters photographer and you are in the middle of this great
disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot very impressive photos.
There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the
water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping
everything away with it.
Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life,
trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud.
You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to
take him away... forever.
You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best
photo of your life.
So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer
prize winning photo. A unique photo displaying the death of one of the
world's most powerful men.
And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)
Would you select colour film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and white?
don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an
honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where
you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that
your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important
for the test to work accurately.
You're in Florida... In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos
going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods...
There are huge masses of water everywhere....
You are a Reuters photographer and you are in the middle of this great
disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot very impressive photos.
There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the
water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping
everything away with it.
Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life,
trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud.
You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to
take him away... forever.
You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best
photo of your life.
So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer
prize winning photo. A unique photo displaying the death of one of the
world's most powerful men.
And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)
Would you select colour film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and white?
- Ferry H.P.
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