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The Doctor
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Hello people! I'm new around here so please be kind to me :D
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evenin' ;D
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Good evening and welcome, doc. 8)

Are you a trained medic by any chance? Can we come to you for advice on any ailments we may have?
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eh up 8)
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Welcome to the forum, hope you find what you were looking for!
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Hiya!

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Welcome and enjoy it.
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MrChris wrote:Welcome to the forum, hope you find what you were looking for!
Or shake off whatever it is you're trying to lose.

Willkommen zum Heartland.
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welcome home!
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moonchild wrote: We will try not to bite. :twisted:
Well, maybe if you ask us nicely :wink:
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DerekR wrote:
moonchild wrote: We will try not to bite. :twisted:
Well, maybe if you ask us nicely :wink:
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The Doctor wrote:Hello people! I'm new around here so please be kind to me :D
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The Doctor wrote:Hello people! I'm new around here so please be kind to me :D
You may be asking too much of some of the people around here, but welcome anyway. :wink:

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The Doctor
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Thanks Guys I feel at home already!!!! :D
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Yowza!
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Allo there. Have fun and play nicely.

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The Doctor wrote:Hello people! I'm new around here so please be kind to me :D
Doctor, I have had an awful case of the squits for a week, have been taking plenty of fluids. What can I do?
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The Doctor
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solitude wrote:
The Doctor wrote:Hello people! I'm new around here so please be kind to me :D
Doctor, I have had an awful case of the squits for a week, have been taking plenty of fluids. What can I do?
I would perscribe a large amount of booze & a curry!!!
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The Doctor
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In fact feel free to post your ailments & I will diagnose were possible :wink:
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welcome Docter.

can you write my Boss a note I'm won't be able to come tomorrow .
pleas !! :wink:
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