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i wouldn't mind to have such a nice xmas gift. :)

But i will ask santa for this one:

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At least i'm trying to be a good girl. :twisted:
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moonchild wrote:i wouldn't mind to have such a nice xmas gift. :)

But i will ask santa for this one:

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At least i'm trying to be a good girl. :twisted:
i'd rather have a lump of coal. :twisted:
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hallucienate wrote:
moonchild wrote:i wouldn't mind to have such a nice xmas gift. :)

But i will ask santa for this one:

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At least i'm trying to be a good girl. :twisted:
i'd rather have a lump of coal. :twisted:
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hallucienate wrote: i'd rather have a lump of coal. :twisted:
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I already have a B15 parked on my lawn.

The lump of coal looks handy though.
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moonchild wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
moonchild wrote:i wouldn't mind to have such a nice xmas gift. :)

But i will ask santa for this one:

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At least i'm trying to be a good girl. :twisted:
i'd rather have a lump of coal. :twisted:
:eek: :eek: Hey.. HEY... Do you wanna be spank?
sorry, not really into that kinda thing.
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But is this your kinda thing?
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hallucienate wrote:
moonchild wrote:
hallucienate wrote: i'd rather have a lump of coal. :twisted:
:eek: :eek: Hey.. HEY... Do you wanna be spank?
sorry, not really into that kinda thing.
;D
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Chairman Bux wrote:But is this your kinda thing?
:eek: :lol:
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Chairman Bux wrote:But is this your kinda thing?
I don't even wanna know how you got to that link :eek: :roll:
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moonchild wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
sorry, not really into that kinda thing.
;D
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tasteful.

i reckon adam wears them... thats why he pouts so much ;)
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My friend's Dad has one of those!! Infact they are my FAVOURITE plane. They used to be stationed just up the road from where I used to live - but they were scrapped and now we've got crappy AWAC's instead.

I remember the last day, the last Vulcan flew at RAF Waddington. 1983 it was, Augustish. The route was over my house and, being the sad case I am' wrote 'BYE@ on the back loawn with white towels and sheets and the like (jeeez I WAS sad) The plane flew over two or three times...and on the fourth time, tipped it's wings as it flew over...eeeeh I welled up I did.

GAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want one.
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[quote="Debaser] The route .[/quote]

Route? ROUTE? Silly mare - flight path :roll:
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Debaser wrote:
My friend's Dad has one of those!! Infact they are my FAVOURITE plane. They used to be stationed just up the road from where I used to live - but they were scrapped and now we've got crappy AWAC's instead.

I remember the last day, the last Vulcan flew at RAF Waddington. 1983 it was, Augustish. The route was over my house and, being the sad case I am' wrote 'BYE@ on the back loawn with white towels and sheets and the like (jeeez I WAS sad) The plane flew over two or three times...and on the fourth time, tipped it's wings as it flew over...eeeeh I welled up I did.

GAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want one.
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They were the best reason for going to air shows. When those engines hit full power, my god. Every car alarm in the place goes off, children screaming...fantastic!
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