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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11/01/apple_store_uk/

today's incidence of gratuitous useage of eldritchisms :lol:
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They and other punters will have the chance of winning over £2000 worth of "digital lifestyle" kit.
that's about half a Mac, by my calculations.

useless, bloody expensive, over-designed toys
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lazarus corporation wrote: useless, bloody expensive, over-designed toys
w00t w00t!!
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Quiff Boy wrote: today's incidence of gratuitous useage of eldritchisms
ok i give up. where on this page are you looking ? and what at ?
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"Apple fans will undoubtedly be tempted by the free T-shirts the company is handing out to the first 2500 people to show up and enter."

I want that t-shirt. :roll: :roll:
Can any of you guys or girls sleep on the street to be one of the 1st when the door open, for me to get it? :innocent:
That would be very nice of you.
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Quiff Boy wrote: today's incidence of gratuitous useage of eldritchisms
ok i give up. where on this page are you looking ? and what at ?
el Reg wrote:Finally, rockers Steriogram will perform a live set for store vistors' delectation. So a London store is opened by a band from New Zealand. Do Jobs and co. actually know where the UK is? Or are they confusing Middle Earth with Middle Engand. Go figure. ®
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I'm sayin' nowt
the new ipod u2. :notworthy: it's so beautiful. like everything that is apple. :notworthy:
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its black.

and red.

with a bit of purple on it.

none more goth :notworthy: :lol:
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it's probably fast and bulbous too
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James Blast wrote:it's probably fast and bulbous too
groooooooo! :urff: :lol:
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Not too keen on the black and and red...
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looks a bit tacky dunnit? like and 80s ferrari poster.
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the red and the black, tacky? never!

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OK a bit of white too
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Quiff Boy wrote:its black.

and red.

with a bit of purple on it.

none more goth :notworthy: :lol:
But you have to put up with the new U2 album on it. :urff:
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el Reg wrote: Go figure. ®
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