This is what is wrong with Apple...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Ian - Rhythm Smurph
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I like my iPod but this is truly ghastly!
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That is poor, I must admit.
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Ian - Rhythm Smurph wrote:I like my iPod but this is truly ghastly!
Why? :urff:
I think someone set my soul alight
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:notworthy:

I think I'm raid my neices' sock draws and sew little tags on 'em and flog 'em
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Ian - Rhythm Smurph wrote:Grrrrrr!

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stupid apple
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Stupid sock trying to eat an iPod ;)
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markfiend wrote:Stupid sock trying to eat an iPod ;)
They won't be told. What can you do? :roll:
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Can we name the sock Andrew and make him our official Heartland mascot? Please?
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CorpPunk wrote:Can we name the sock Andrew and make him our official Heartland mascot? Please?
good idea, although I think Jake will be a bit miffed :?
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And what has Jake done for us lately? At least the sock made a funny.

All hail Andy the Sock!
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tsk. how soon they forgot.

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as MacCentric as I am, those socks... Matron!

nice to see Fat Lad's return QB :D
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They stole my idea! I've been keeping my iPod in a sock since I bought it earlier this year! Labeled my sock though, "Rachel's IPOD," so I'm one up on them...until they get the personalization service to do embroidery.
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ROFLMAO!!! :eek: :urff:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Ian - Rhythm Smurph wrote:I like my iPod but this is truly ghastly!
no is not. is cute. I love it. :notworthy:
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moonchild wrote:no is not. is cute. I love it. :notworthy:
moonchild! behave
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James Blast wrote:
moonchild wrote:no is not. is cute. I love it. :notworthy:
moonchild! behave
sorry daddy :oops:
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moonchild wrote:
James Blast wrote:
moonchild wrote:no is not. is cute. I love it. :notworthy:
moonchild! behave
sorry daddy :oops:
no surfing for 2 weeks young lady, I have to be cruel to be kind, hope you understand :cry:
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James Blast wrote:
moonchild wrote:
James Blast wrote:moonchild! behave
sorry daddy :oops:
no surfing for 2 weeks young lady,
but.. but... :cry: :cry:
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moonchild wrote:but.. but... :cry: :cry:
well... OK, if you must
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I don't understand, I didn't think hippies knew what socks were ;D
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:I don't understand, I didn't think hippies knew what socks were ;D
hippies have the same relationship with socks as goths do: its just one more thing not to wash...

;) :twisted:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:I don't understand, I didn't think hippies knew what socks were ;D
hippies have the same relationship with socks as goths do: its just one more thing not to wash...

;) :twisted:
But black goes grey so quickly if you wash it :roll: :lol: ;D
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