Virtual bartender!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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One for the boys, mainly (which girl would be interested in a bartender eh ;-) )

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

It's the same setup as the "subservient chicken", but now it is kinda "subservient chick" :twisted:

Do not panic girls, she's not frisky enough to be called woman-unfriendly ;D

Enjoy!

PS: try 'riverdance', 'fight' and 'hoolahoop' :innocent:

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Kiss the carpet

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smiscandlon wrote:Kiss the carpet

:eek:
Wellll.....HELLO miss Carpet :twisted:



Try 'lights', 'you could be the one', 'war on drugs' then.


Oh....and 'metal'


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try 'get naked' I saw this elsewhere but was too scared to post it
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Try 'you could be the one'
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Try 'show your piercing'.

Beware: she WILL NOT show you her piercing. :lol:
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you, ladies, are really having fun, don't you?
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moonchild wrote:you, ladies, are really having fun, don't you?
Not in the least, dear. :von:

It is called 'internet research' and it has to be done.


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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
moonchild wrote:you, ladies, are really having fun, don't you?
It is called 'internet research' and it has to be done.
right. ;D
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James Blast wrote:try 'get naked' I saw this elsewhere but was too scared to post it
Strangely enough 'hot pants' does the same trick. ;D
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"sisters of mercy" didn't work... maybe because I forgot "the" :innocent:
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pikkrong wrote:"sisters of mercy" didn't work...
neither "temple of love"... :?
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the same about "something fast" :urff:
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pour beer on yourself
tickle
hummer
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do you like spider man
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I asked "Sisters next album".
Tha answe was... as always ;D
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I prob shouldn't find this funny but I do hehehehe!

Gonna have to pass on to a few "friends" :wink:

Try "kiss the barmaid" :twisted:
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Dark Angel wrote:I prob shouldn't find this funny but I do hehehehe!

Gonna have to pass on to a few "friends" :wink:

Try "kiss the barmaid" :twisted:
Well, hi there :twisted:

Welcome....
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Hi Rian :wink: thanks for the welcome

wasn't sure whether to just sneak in or make an announcement, so I chose sneaking :?
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I saw Dark Angel supporting Nuclear Assault at The Glasgow Garage, they were brutal!
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ermmm, didn't name myself after them

:roll: I knew black angel would have been a better nic :?
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the purple lettering is burning my retinas!
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James Blast wrote:the purple lettering is burning my retinas!
:roll: oh for crying out loud!!! is it really that bad? :(

is this better? :wink:
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Dark Angel wrote:
James Blast wrote:the purple lettering is burning my retinas!
:roll: oh for crying out loud!!! is it really that bad? :(

is this better? :wink:
only slightly, you must remember DA that I am EBG and they eyes ain't what they used to be, also my Monitor is too. :(
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The purple and the blue both look quite relaxing against the pale blue background on the Wishville Neue theme. ;D

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The purple does look quite nice on the black of Industrial Groove Machine too.

And hi. :)
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Hi Dark :D

dunno bout the purple it is hard to read lol
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