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or "has-beens try to drum up news story in tired publicity stunt" ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/camb ... 019459.stm
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Pathetic. It really is.

And don't call them has-beens, I'm off to see them on Monday. :P
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"They are a punk rock band with very doubtful lyrics."
not dubious then, Vicar?:roll:
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This year brass and jazz bands, Cambridge's Collegium Choir and the cast of Cinderella on Ice will also be participating in the day's events.
Blimey! I wonder who out of that lot and the Damned get the biggest dressing room?

Kinda reminds me of Spinal Tap and the puppet show...
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Pasty??? I've heard of a half-baked story but that really takes the biscuit.... :wink:
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lazarus corporation wrote:or "has-beens try to drum up news story in tired publicity stunt" ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/camb ... 019459.stm
Or "out-of-touch religious leader tries to whip up a storm in a tea-cup"

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Dark wrote:Pathetic. It really is.

And don't call them has-beens, I'm off to see them on Monday. :P
I wouldn't dare... Seen 'em more times than I prolly should've (coming up to 30 shows in about 5 years :oops: ) and i've never seen them play a bad gig (with the possible exception of the "easter punk fest" in Sheffield last easter when they only played for 40 minutes - but that was the fault of the w@nk-cvnt ska-b0llocks support band who spent far to fvcking long p!ssing about :evil: )
S'all a bit Not the 9'oclock news innit?
Less of the "get thee behind me satan" and more of the "come in me old mate!"
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Scardwel wrote:Pasty??? I've heard of a half-baked story but that really takes the biscuit.... :wink:
Well, a pasty is one thing, but it's only as unlikely as a holy toastie:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4019295.stm

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Only in Amerika.
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sam donut wrote: Well, a pasty is one thing, but it's only as unlikely as a holy toastie:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4019295.stm

;D
Looks more like Marilyn Monroe to me!
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