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Cross between an Everglade rat snake and a Baird rat snake. Not quite a year old. About four feet long but still very slim. He won't grow any longer but will now start to fatten up. Comes complete with Vivarium, heat pad, water bowl and spare wood chip.
Haven't handled him in ages so he'll need someone who can!!

Make me an offer!!! ;D

He's called Alabaster Codify!!
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Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:He's called Alabaster Codify!!
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I like snakes but unfortunately I don't think mrs fiend would. Come to think of it, Dylan (our dog) would probably be a bit dubious about it too!
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:eek: Does this mean you've got an even gothier pet, and you've no room? I shudder to think what it might be.
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No! I just haven't handled him in a while!!
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FFS Dave wrote::eek: Does this mean you've got an even gothier pet
yep, richey "panda boy" james :lol: :wink:
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Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:No! I just haven't handled him in a while!!
RJ must be jealous of the snake
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hallucienate wrote:
Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:No! I just haven't handled him in a while!!
RJ must be jealous of the snake
i think it's the snake who's jealous - he's the one who hasn't been handled recently....
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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RicheyJames wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:No! I just haven't handled him in a while!!
RJ must be jealous of the snake
i think it's the snake who's jealous - he's the one who hasn't been handled recently....
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Hes still got it!!! (obviously!)

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Padstar wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:
hallucienate wrote: RJ must be jealous of the snake
i think it's the snake who's jealous - he's the one who hasn't been handled recently....
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Hes still got it!!! (obviously!)

Paddy.
And presumably he's still getting it :lol: No wonder he's like a panda : s'probably lack of sleep :eek: :wink:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:And presumably he's still getting it :lol: No wonder he's like a panda : s'probably lack of sleep :eek: :wink:
Panda: eats shoots and leaves. :von:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:And presumably he's still getting it :lol: No wonder he's like a panda : s'probably lack of sleep :eek: :wink:
Panda: eats shoots and leaves. :von:

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Note she's marrying richey and not the snake...
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I don't like snakes. I have a friend who has a couple of Boa Constrictors (spell) but I don't hug them.

And they eat frozen rats :eek:

Yuck!
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a 4 ft long snake :eek:

almost as big as me :lol:

snakes are cool tho, just don't think I've got the patience to sort out all the stuff they need

I want an iguana lol, they nod at you :D
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Dark Angel wrote:a 4 ft long snake :eek:

almost as big as me :lol:

snakes are cool tho, just don't think I've got the patience to sort out all the stuff they need

I want an iguana lol, they nod at you :D
I'm ok with my Birma cat ;D

And my wife. She's like a tiger in bed :P
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rian wrote:
Dark Angel wrote:a 4 ft long snake :eek:

almost as big as me :lol:

snakes are cool tho, just don't think I've got the patience to sort out all the stuff they need

I want an iguana lol, they nod at you :D
I'm ok with my Birma cat ;D

And my wife. She's like a tiger in bed :P
ooooerrr! too much information lol :eek:

get to bed then rian :wink:
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TMI, rian....
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emilystrange wrote:TMI, rian....
You always tell me that.

But for your info, Mrs Rian is already in bed, and I have First Blood 2 to look forward to on the telly :urff:
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Dark Angel wrote:
rian wrote:
Dark Angel wrote:a 4 ft long snake :eek:

almost as big as me :lol:

snakes are cool tho, just don't think I've got the patience to sort out all the stuff they need

I want an iguana lol, they nod at you :D
I'm ok with my Birma cat ;D

And my wife. She's like a tiger in bed :P
ooooerrr! too much information lol :eek:

get to bed then rian :wink:
Bed? Nah. To early for that. I have to make a fool out of myself here first :P
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rian wrote:
Dark Angel wrote:
rian wrote: I'm ok with my Birma cat ;D

And my wife. She's like a tiger in bed :P
ooooerrr! too much information lol :eek:

get to bed then rian :wink:
Bed? Nah. To early for that. I have to make a fool out of myself here first :P
excellent :wink: :lol:
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be our guest...
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emilystrange wrote:be our guest...
:oops:

Did I mentioned that we have snow here?

:innocent:
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