proof that religion is bad for you

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4026537.stm

"Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000 vehicles daily."

Now, I've got no idea what carcinogenic polycyclic hydrocarbons are, but I reckon they're no good.
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lazarus corporation wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4026537.stm

"Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000 vehicles daily."

Now, I've got no idea what carcinogenic polycyclic hydrocarbons are, but I reckon they're no good.
bugger going to church services then lol :D

well I'll hold a hankie over my mouth :wink:
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I'd just advise staying away from churches - unless it's a cellar like a church with the door ajar*


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i never had any doubt that it was bad for me...
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:i never had any doubt that it was bad for me...
It's bad. Yes it is.....
I think someone set my soul alight
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i spend up to age 14 in catholic schools, thought i'd got out, and end up teaching in one...
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lazarus corporation wrote:Now, I've got no idea what carcinogenic polycyclic hydrocarbons are, but I reckon they're no good.
Ok. Quick chemistry lesson - imagine six atoms of carbon with a hydrogen atom attached to each. These six pairs join up to form a hexagon shape (known as a 'benzene ring'). Polycyclic hyrocarbons are formed when 2 or more of these rings join together, and are one of the by-products of burning fossil fuels (petrol, oil, coal etc.)
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In other words....... bad s**t :lol:
Just look at the world and you'll see how bad religion can be for it. I'm feeling all prophetic tonight, totally prophetic.
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lazarus corporation wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4026537.stm

"Church air was found to be considerably higher in carcinogenic polycyclic hydrocarbons than air beside roads travelled by 45,000 vehicles daily."

Now, I've got no idea what carcinogenic polycyclic hydrocarbons are, but I reckon they're no good.
oh my Lordy!

it's caused by candles and incense :eek: (well I kinda read a bit of the report)

*dowses her candles and incense immediately* :P
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Dark Angel wrote:it's caused by candles and incense
a bit Goff, innit? :roll:
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James Blast wrote:
Dark Angel wrote:it's caused by candles and incense
a bit Goff, innit? :roll:
lol just a lil :D
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James Blast wrote:
Dark Angel wrote:it's caused by candles and incense
a bit Goff, innit? :roll:
yeah, but the church have always denied they're goth
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lazarus corporation wrote:yeah, but the church have always denied they're goth
bloody goths are always doing that.
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hallucienate wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:yeah, but the church have always denied they're goth
bloody goths are always doing that.
Wasn't some bloke out of All About Eve in The Church? Typical, the way they constantly deny the G-word :lol:
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