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Although it's all gone now, and we're left with wan*y builders on top of buildings, throwing snowballs......How I wish it was legal to push the cnuts off
The Essex decenniel snowfall occurred last year. Much as I love snow I don't fancy a repeat.
Southerners are soooo worthless, they can't work out how to do anything after a light dusting of melting slush.
It's no wonder this country's going to the dogs. We should tow the south into the sea and assert our independence. Ideally during a weekend when I'm visiting home!
Well we had a blizzard last night. Many trees were blown down by the wind and the roads are all covered with frozen snow and ice. It's impossible to drive faster than 40 km/h. The wind also destroyed my gate and broke my favourite, 20 year old juniper. Oh and the whole village had no electricity for the whole night - which in my case means no water (electric pump), no light, and no heating (electric ventilator). So I slept in the pitch dark room with 10 degrees Celsius temperature. Thank God I had 5 cats to give me some warmth under the duvet, 3 cm of candle to light my road to bed and 1 litre bottle of wine. Today as I drove to work I noticed that the local kindergarten's roof is on the playground beside it.
Actually that kind of sparkly stuff has been crashing around here off and on for the past two weeks and we're going to get some more of it tonight, by the looks of it this morning.
lucretia wrote:
Actually that kind of sparkly stuff has been crashing around here off and on for the past two weeks and we're going to get some more of it tonight, by the looks of it this morning.
I'd much rather have SNOW!
From what I've been told snow is a lot like Afrikaners, and you guys probably have lots of those.
lucretia wrote:
Actually that kind of sparkly stuff has been crashing around here off and on for the past two weeks and we're going to get some more of it tonight, by the looks of it this morning.
I'd much rather have SNOW!
From what I've been told snow is a lot like Afrikaners, and you guys probably have lots of those.
Nah, that's a rumour. More Afrikaners in the Cape, dude.
Although the guys who came round to my house yesterday to check out my garage, prior to knocking bits of it down, were regular Spanner heads from Germiston.
Cool car in the pool, btw