Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Ah. Problems then. There's three ways (as far as I know) to get a ringtone onto a phone:
1) Sent by SMS. But this only works with the monophonic tones. And they're shit
2) Download from a WAP site
3) Transfer straight from your computer (either by data-cable or Bluetooth)
You could try following my less-than-clearly expressed instructions Here to get a tone off my WAP site
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
excellent midi files young sir.
i may find myself importing them into cubasis and tinkering.
let me see if i can find that light programming software i had once....oh yes and my smoke machine....oh look an old strobe
i am more likely to release an album before the sisters
I can't take credit for them. When I was setting up my WAP thingy back in the dim and distant past (well, last year) a certain be-quiffed one sent me a big zip-file of Sisters midis he'd collected from I know not where.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
my phone says it's it supports midi ringtones and it'll preview them, but when it comes to someone phoning me it chickens out and plays a crappy default tune. These days I just stick to MP3s for ringtones and .amr files for text messages (INCOMING!!!!)
they're just midi files so you could probably just open them in a midi editor such as cubase and increase the overall volume, or the individual instruments' velocity if a general volume boost isn't possible.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
There's three ways (as far as I know) to get a ringtone onto a phone:
I can't take credit for them. When I was setting up my WAP thingy back in the dim and distant past (well, last year) a certain be-quiffed one sent me a big zip-file of Sisters midis he'd collected from I know not where.
Seriously though, sorry, don't know. 
