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I'm still waiting for MY pie :wink:
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Pie is good, cheesecake is better.
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CellThree wrote:Pie is good, cheesecake is better.
Unfortunatley I am lactose intolerant! :cry:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
CellThree wrote:Pie is good, cheesecake is better.
Unfortunatley I am lactose intolerant! :cry:
I'm sure either Quiff Boy or I can find a recipe for vegan (lactose free) cheesecake.
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lazarus corporation wrote:
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CellThree wrote:Pie is good, cheesecake is better.
Unfortunatley I am lactose intolerant! :cry:
I'm sure either Quiff Boy or I can find a recipe for vegan (lactose free) cheesecake.
its definitely possible because "beanos" - the wholefood shop in leeds - sell it. lemon or raspberry i seem to recall.

you could give them a ring and ask for their supplier - i assume you live in somewhere other than leeds so i doubt they would have a problem with you dong that ;)

failing that, you could always have a scout around here 8)
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here we go - http://www.veganfamily.co.uk/tofu.htm
Tofu Cheesecake.

This pudding is high in calcium and protein and depending on the variety you choose could also be a good source of vitamin C and potassium.

Ingredients.
200g/7oz/1 and 3 quarters cup of vegan digestive biscuits (graham crackers in the US) or bourbons for the chocolate variety

150g./5 oz/half a cup vegan margarine

1 block of tofu - about 400g/12 oz/1 and a quarter cups (silken is best for this recipe but other forms will do)

1 banana

1cup of orange juice

4 Tbspoons of sugar

4 Tbspoons of sunflower oil

For chocolate variety:2 Tbspoons of cocoa

For fruit variety: some fruit stewed with a little sugar

Crush the digestive biscuits and melt the margarine and then mix these two ingredients together. Press this mixture into a large flat dish. Combine the tofu, banana, orange juice, sugar, oil, and cocoa (for chocolate only) in a blender until smooth and pour onto the base. Bake in oven at 180 degrees for about half an hour. For the fruit variety, allow the cake to cool slightly then pour the stewed fruit with sugar over the top and chill. This can be topped with all raw fruit instead (kiwi, tangerine slices etc).
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Nice one QB, I've bookmarked that for my housemate.
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thanks you guys - you have made my day! 8)
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@ Jen - You offered pies when I wasn't here online ... :cry: :cry: :(
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CellThree wrote:Nice one QB, I've bookmarked that for my housemate.
oh god yeah - you asked me ages ago for some receipes didnt you? sorry :oops: :urff:

i completely forgot :lol:

truth be told i'm not a particularly good cook - i can do a few things quite well, but when it come to anything new i usually run a mile :urff: i'm not that adventurous :D

also, i dont have a particularly sweet tooth, so very rarely bother with deserts...

still, there's afew good receipe site out there 8)
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@BillyBadBreaks - to go with your vegan cheesecake, you'll need some Swedish Glace vegan ice cream (as sold in Holland & Barratt and ASDA!)
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lazarus corporation wrote:@BillyBadBreaks - to go with your vegan cheesecake, you'll need some Swedish Glace vegan ice cream (as sold in ASDA!)
oh yes :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

fantastic stuff! i usually go with vanilla because its just very, very lovely... but morrisons actually sell the chocolate one too! ace! :o 8)
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Quiff Boy wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:@BillyBadBreaks - to go with your vegan cheesecake, you'll need some Swedish Glace vegan ice cream (as sold in ASDA!)
oh yes :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

fantastic stuff! i usually go with vanilla because its just very, very lovely... but morrisons actually sell the chocolate one too! ace! :o 8)
Yes, the major supermarkets tend to sell the vanilla one, but Holland & Barratt can supply you with the choc and strawberry varieties.

I'm definitely a choc person :D
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Quiff Boy wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:@BillyBadBreaks - to go with your vegan cheesecake, you'll need some Swedish Glace vegan ice cream (as sold in ASDA!)
oh yes :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

fantastic stuff! i usually go with vanilla because its just very, very lovely... but morrisons actually sell the chocolate one too! ace! :o 8)
I'm now living in the good ol US of A, so anyone with any ideas for this side of the pond?

My pie might get stale if it is flown over :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote:@BillyBadBreaks - to go with your vegan cheesecake, you'll need some Swedish Glace vegan ice cream (as sold in ASDA!)
oh yes :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

fantastic stuff! i usually go with vanilla because its just very, very lovely... but morrisons actually sell the chocolate one too! ace! :o 8)
I'm now living in the good ol US of A, so anyone with any ideas for this side of the pond?

My pie might get stale if it is flown over :lol:
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you lucky, lucky man - clicky[/quote]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
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THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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holy hell!! :o

nice 8)
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i've split off the "pie" discussion :lol: from the rest and locked that thread as i think its served its purpose...
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Quiff Boy wrote:i've split off the "pie" discussion :lol: from the rest and locked that thread as i think its served its purpose...
I hope you're not alleging that we went off-topic? :innocent:
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a tad, but i'm as guilty as anyone :lol:
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This topic has swerved regrettably off-topic, to the point of insult. I don't even like cheesecake. :|

I do like cake, though. Can we talk about cake? I prefer chocolate cake with white icing (the flavour is pretty irrelevant, cos apparently I like all the white flavours. Oh, was that dirty?). I like animal products too, but I'm curious: how to you make a cake without eggs? What do you use instead?
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CorpPunk wrote:This topic has swerved regrettably off-topic, to the point of insult. I don't even like cheesecake. :|

I do like cake, though. Can we talk about cake? I prefer chocolate cake with white icing (the flavour is pretty irrelevant, cos apparently I like all the white flavours. Oh, was that dirty?). I like animal products too, but I'm curious: how to you make a cake without eggs? What do you use instead?
I like cake, I eat cake, damn it I may even bake a cake, but my heart belongs to pie :wink:
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i have a recepie for eggless cake (which is VERY nice!) somewhere...
At the moment, my main quest (baking-wise) is the *perfect* carrot cake.
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CorpPunk wrote:...how to you make a cake without eggs? What do you use instead?
mashed up banana and/or vegetable oil, I think.

I dunno - if I treat myself to cake, I usually buy it ready-made from some veggie shop. Carrot cake rules.
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:This topic has swerved regrettably off-topic, to the point of insult. I don't even like cheesecake. :|

I do like cake, though. Can we talk about cake? I prefer chocolate cake with white icing (the flavour is pretty irrelevant, cos apparently I like all the white flavours. Oh, was that dirty?). I like animal products too, but I'm curious: how to you make a cake without eggs? What do you use instead?
I like cake, I eat cake, damn it I may even bake a cake, but my heart belongs to pie :wink:
A wise man once said, "Pie kills, but only cake can break your heart."
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