Getting Old

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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andymackem
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boudicca wrote:It's my 21st on Wednesday, but I am more than slightly alarmed because -


*Better Leave The Light On For Me by Belinda Carlisle is my first musical memory.
It's "Darling, leave a light on for me". Selective memory? :lol:

One of my formative snogging experiences was accompanied by Heaven is a Place on Earth. Belinda and I go back a long way :oops:

And since I probably won't remember in time, happy (premature) 21st.
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Debaser wrote:
Gripper wrote: But, sometimes on weekday afternoons I ride my bike down the same roads, and everyone's at work so there are no cars parked along the kerbs...and I'm suddenly in 1973 again.
Sp do you peg cigarette card to your spokes? Or were you more of a 'turn your racing bike hadle bars the wrong way round' kind guy?
:lol:
Definitely the cigarette cards- though to have pegged them to the spokes might have caused more crashes than I managed to have.
The kid round the corner had a green Chopper but with racing handlebars- this was obviously about as cool as wearing both a Bay City Rollers tartan suit AND a Rubettes cap. You just couldn't have both. Right kids? :wink:
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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feel old so not gonna read this :?

hehehe read it somewhere else anyway :P
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Dark Angel wrote:feel old so not gonna read this :?

hehehe read it somewhere else anyway :P
Now, if your pupils had that attitude you'd be very disappointed.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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Gripper wrote:
Dark Angel wrote:feel old so not gonna read this :?

hehehe read it somewhere else anyway :P
Now, if your pupils had that attitude you'd be very disappointed.
:eek: *looks around suspiciously* :?
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andymackem wrote:
boudicca wrote:It's my 21st on Wednesday, but I am more than slightly alarmed because -


*Better Leave The Light On For Me by Belinda Carlisle is my first musical memory.
It's "Darling, leave a light on for me". Selective memory? :lol:

One of my formative snogging experiences was accompanied by Heaven is a Place on Earth. Belinda and I go back a long way :oops:

And since I probably won't remember in time, happy (premature) 21st.
I knew I'd get the title wrong. Oh, well, it sounded like "better" to my four-year old ears! :roll: Hey, I used to think Von was singing "Someday, someday, someday.... chlamydia!" :lol:
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central heating .....
fitted carpets......
double glazing...
the smurphs (little blue ones)...
my little pony ..
care bears...transformers...sylvanian families
(thats what you get from having children)

"up town top rankin" althea and donna
"i feel love" donna summer (+ georgio moroder)
"waterloo" abba!!!!

going to the sisters 10th anniversary gig...
swiftly so it seemed by the 20th (arrghh.......)
i am more likely to release an album before the sisters
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I'm so old I can't remember what I was going to write. Now where are my glasses?
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boudicca wrote:Hey, I used to think Von was singing "Someday, someday, someday.... chlamydia!" :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Happy Birthday Boudicca!
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