What do YOU want on your headstone?

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Well?

He was a good father, husband and grand-father.
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He shagged a lot of women.
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Francis
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Substitute she for he etc. And husbands are life-partners too.

Never mind the politics, feel the love.
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paint it black
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i fancy

here lies arch stanton 8)
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"Still waiting for a new Sisters release"...

;D :lol: *groan* I'm sorry I couldn't resist.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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How morbid! I don't really wanna be thinking of that just yet thank you!
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I like

you're standing on my balls

but someone has already reserved it :notworthy:
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Shadow_Smile
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My friends would put on my stone " now you're a real goth "

for my self I do not care, when i'm dead, i'm dead, show why should i think of what i would like on my tomb stone ?

The same as the question "what for music do you want to be played on your funeral.

I leave that to my famely, for all I care they play some dutch folk polka music. at least people will cry then ! :roll:
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none of the above :wink:

but I'm thinking......

my Mum saw a funeral the other day and there was a huge fireworks display after it....different
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I wasn't ready...
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paint it black wrote:i fancy

here lies arch stanton 8)
I'll have the unmarked one next to it. :wink:
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Will never be buried, so won't have no headstone at all, thanks very much.
one day at a time
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We're all going to have 1000 years to think about it anyway...
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Buried Deep. :von:
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I'd have either...

"I told you I was ill..."

or, in really small letters...

"If you can read this, you're standing on my bollocks!"

Thanks to Billy Connolly for the second one, can't remember where I heard the first one though.
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hallucienate wrote:I like

you're standing on my balls

but someone has already reserved it :notworthy:
DerekR wrote: or, in really small letters...

"If you can read this, you're standing on my bollocks!"
bloody echoes :roll: :roll:
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We first met through a shared view
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Andie
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no headstone

just a tree
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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"don't cry, he was a c*nt"
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I'd like a trigger switch that prompts a mechanical hand to rise from the Earth and claw at the ankles of passers-by.

Don't care what the tombstone says if I can have that.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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I want a Viking ship-funeral. Send me off in a burning longboat into the Atlantic :notworthy: :lol:
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DerekR wrote:can't remember where I heard the first one though.
Spike Milligan?
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markfiend wrote:I want a Viking ship-funeral. Send me off in a burning longboat into the Atlantic :notworthy: :lol:
Ooh, nice I want that too :D
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Hojyuu-obi wrote:
markfiend wrote:I want a Viking ship-funeral. Send me off in a burning longboat into the Atlantic :notworthy: :lol:
Ooh, nice I want that too :D
Yeah, that's nice. And with my wife (dead or alive) amongs me :lol:

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It could be worse .... I could be in Basildon.

On a related note, Essex Police community unit went into schools in Basildon and encouraged kids to produce upbeat slogans for their town.

One of the shortlisted ones was "Basildon: because you're worth it".

I find that works on so many levels.
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