Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Signing the company Christmas cards for clients …
500 appeared on my desk when I was at lunch. No sweat I thought. 30mins signing ‘John’. Easy peasee …
Cards 1-100 were a doddle. I even sneaked a few smiley faces into the ‘o’. Around card 150 I noticed that the ‘n’ was starting to flatline so I concentrated and normal signature service was resumed. The flatlining ‘n’ reappeared around card 220 but was now shooting off at strange angles. Attempts to correct it resulted in the ‘h’ being stretched into a squiggle and the whole flow seemed to be breaking down. The ‘J’ had lost its continuity and was now a disconnected slash and a curve. Around card 350 the electrolyte loss was beginning to kick-in and affect my wrist and fingers resulting in a hand-twitch. Passing card 400 saw my vision start to impair and I was starting to feel a bizarre affinity with Paula Radcliffe. Card 450 saw me morph into ‘Joey’. By card 470 my feminine side came to the fore and I was now ‘Julie’. The inability to hold the pen steady was becoming more pronounced. As a result, cards 480-488 look to have been signed by a four-year-old child. Cards 489-494 look to be in Arabic. Cards 495-499 look to have been signed by a monkey. In a blindfold. Card 500 simply bears an ink splodge ...
By hey, it's only once a year ...
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Over the years, my credit card signature has morphed from "Mark Wolstenholme" to "M Wolst_-_-_--_-__-" (well, that's as close as I can get it without scanning, and I don't trust you shower with my signature .)
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
The wobbly wibbles always start at the end of your signature. I think it's an age progression thing. Almost as if, as time goes by, you slowly forget how to sign your own surname ...
J M~~~~~
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
JB wrote:The wobbly wibbles always start at the end of your signature. I think it's an age progression thing. Almost as if, as time goes by, you slowly forget how to sign your own surname ...
J M~~~~~
True enough. My dad's "K W~~~~~~~~" on his sig
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Post Of The Year JB laughed my ass off! good to see you back you old phart!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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