So, you ladies like bald men?_emma_ wrote:Mhm. Perfect in every detail isn't he. On the one hand I'm so happy I was born in the right time to fully appreciate his existence, on the other hand I feel so cheated because of being born in the wrong place. If only I was given a chance to be his neighbour, or his teacher, or classmate, or doctor, whatever. <Sniff>Elektra_byron wrote:thanks, glad I'm not the only one who thinks that he is GORGEOUS!!!
Where is he????
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Hair is not important. He is just perfect. I mean physically, because he may be a w...r in real life (but somehow don't think so). wouldn't mind to find out though... So - is you are out there Mr E. - well, you know what to do
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he's a toydoll too E_B, Action Man* size
*GI Joe for out American viewers
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[quote="James Blast"]he's a toydoll too E_B, Action Man* size
Nevermind. Still do inist he's perfect!
Nevermind. Still do inist he's perfect!
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I ken how large a Rickenbacker bass is
and he is a short man
and he is a short man
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No... error page - with my fav 404 number! Would you please re-edit the link? many thanx!!!
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sorry - just managed to open it. the thing is, I find him much more attractive now than in his 80-90's goth era (sorry other ladies in the club, you probably think I'm a weirdo )
did u think I lusted after that goth-god from MORE video
?
Ahem, I did. I still do. What's more This Corrosion and Lucrtia versions of Von .............I won't say any more. But, he's still sexy and he remains an intellectual love God. What more can a girl ask for?Elektra_byron wrote:sorry - just managed to open it. the thing is, I find him much more attractive now than in his 80-90's goth era (sorry other ladies in the club, you probably think I'm a weirdo )
did u think I lusted after that goth-god from MORE video
?
Except maybe Mark Manning. Or Jack s**t.
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did u think I lusted after that goth-god from MORE video
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Ahem, I did. I still do.
i prefer "live" version. first time I saw him, he was already blond. Sitting on the stairs of kind of "portable" dressing room, in pink glasses, few hours before the Woodstage Open Air in 1997. And I was 2 metres away...
What's more This Corrosion and Lucrtia versions of Von .............I won't say any more.
I like the way he moves in those videos.... Well... I like the way he moves in general.
But, he's still sexy and he remains an intellectual love God. What more can a girl ask for?
email address maybe
Still, it is so nice to chat to somebody who understands and agrees
Except maybe Mark Manning. Or Jack s**t. [/quote]
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Ahem, I did. I still do.
i prefer "live" version. first time I saw him, he was already blond. Sitting on the stairs of kind of "portable" dressing room, in pink glasses, few hours before the Woodstage Open Air in 1997. And I was 2 metres away...
What's more This Corrosion and Lucrtia versions of Von .............I won't say any more.
I like the way he moves in those videos.... Well... I like the way he moves in general.
But, he's still sexy and he remains an intellectual love God. What more can a girl ask for?
email address maybe
Still, it is so nice to chat to somebody who understands and agrees
Except maybe Mark Manning. Or Jack s**t. [/quote]
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Listen up girls. My real name is Claire, you know? With an "i". I think that is more than sufficient proof that I am truly the woman for the Vonmeister.
You can have him with the beard tho'. He looks like Dave Stewart there.
And you! fellas! Get over the height thing already. He's not even that short. I'm only 5 foot 5, dammit, and there are plenty of ladies shorter than me. Tall guys are so complacent - half of you would shrivel up if you woke up 6 inches shorter. No real confidence. I bet you "compare" when you're in public toilets.
And as for him being too thin - well bring out your beer bellies for inspection and we'll decide what we like better, eh?
Then I'd grab on to his ankles and not let go!
Listen up girls. My real name is Claire, you know? With an "i". I think that is more than sufficient proof that I am truly the woman for the Vonmeister.
You can have him with the beard tho'. He looks like Dave Stewart there.
And you! fellas! Get over the height thing already. He's not even that short. I'm only 5 foot 5, dammit, and there are plenty of ladies shorter than me. Tall guys are so complacent - half of you would shrivel up if you woke up 6 inches shorter. No real confidence. I bet you "compare" when you're in public toilets.
And as for him being too thin - well bring out your beer bellies for inspection and we'll decide what we like better, eh?
In all honesty, I think I would give him something like that if I met him. I couldn't resist.Electrochrome wrote:"Excuse me, but didn't you used to be in a band that released music? No?"
Then I'd grab on to his ankles and not let go!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
hmm... I dunno. I always thought Von *would* be foxy if only he was taller....
Hussey too. Cute, but a too damn short.
Then again, mebby it's all relative. Unlike boudicca, I'm of the "bloke's trousers or cold ankles" persuasion. (interesting side-note, being someone who wears trousers designed for blokes and girls, i've noticed bloke's pockets are on average vastly bigger than those in ladies trews.) and would look just WRONG going all swoony-like over von.
But as VI said... Mark Manning
Oh my...
Hussey too. Cute, but a too damn short.
Then again, mebby it's all relative. Unlike boudicca, I'm of the "bloke's trousers or cold ankles" persuasion. (interesting side-note, being someone who wears trousers designed for blokes and girls, i've noticed bloke's pockets are on average vastly bigger than those in ladies trews.) and would look just WRONG going all swoony-like over von.
But as VI said... Mark Manning
Oh my...
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And as for him being too thin - well bring out your beer bellies for inspection and we'll decide what we like better, eh?
Then I'd grab on to his ankles and not let go! [/quote]
Is he still single though?
In all honesty, I think I would give him something like that if I met him. I couldn't resist.Electrochrome wrote:"Excuse me, but didn't you used to be in a band that released music? No?"
Then I'd grab on to his ankles and not let go! [/quote]
Even if he is short, so what? He's got an amazing body and is very fit.
Is he still single though?
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I personally can't think of any other bald man I like.Petseri wrote:So, you ladies like bald men?
I don't think you're a weirdo and I agree with you. Not that he wasn't attractive before, but...Elektra_byron wrote: the thing is, I find him much more attractive now than in his 80-90's goth era (sorry other ladies in the club, you probably think I'm a weirdo )
Yup. Sometimes I think he's a cat-snake-devil in human skin. Some (female) top models can move like that too, but I've never seen another man who could do it.Elektra_byron wrote:I like the way he moves in those videos.... Well... I like the way he moves in general.
boudicca wrote:And you! fellas! Get over the height thing already. He's not even that short. I'm only 5 foot 5, dammit, and there are plenty of ladies shorter than me. Tall guys are so complacent - half of you would shrivel up if you woke up 6 inches shorter. No real confidence. I bet you "compare" when you're in public toilets.
And as for him being too thin - well bring out your beer bellies for inspection and we'll decide what we like better, eh?
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If anything you should surely lust after the fully-bearded-white-suit-wearing Andrew from the Dominion video -from my limited heterosexual viewpoint ...
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Like I said, Dave Stewart. I do like the bonkers Machiavellian diplomat character he plays in the Dominion vid, though. And when he swooshes about that fencing blade... that is nice.Hojyuu-obi wrote:If anything you should surely lust after the fully-bearded-white-suit-wearing Andrew from the Dominion video -from my limited heterosexual viewpoint ...
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You know ladies, there is a Cure for your isolation......
its called Hormone Replacement Therapy.
Hanbags and Ovaries, Pr*cks and Per*ods.
For gawds sake girls, get a grip!!!!!!! The old fella is sunning his frail iccle bod in Espana, copping off with 18-30 Reps too p*ssed to care, have you ever seen the film Sexy Beast???
Too close to the truth..............
its called Hormone Replacement Therapy.
Hanbags and Ovaries, Pr*cks and Per*ods.
For gawds sake girls, get a grip!!!!!!! The old fella is sunning his frail iccle bod in Espana, copping off with 18-30 Reps too p*ssed to care, have you ever seen the film Sexy Beast???
Too close to the truth..............
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Good for him. Never seen Sexy Beast, don't like the tittle. BTW - everyone can dream. And AE is a very tasty dream-object.Dave R wrote:You know ladies, there is a Cure for your isolation......
its called Hormone Replacement Therapy.
Hanbags and Ovaries, Pr*cks and Per*ods.
For gawds sake girls, get a grip!!!!!!! The old fella is sunning his frail iccle bod in Espana, copping off with 18-30 Reps too p*ssed to care, have you ever seen the film Sexy Beast???
Too close to the truth..............
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I can understand how you might be jealous of Our Fearless Leader...Dave R wrote:You know ladies, there is a Cure for your isolation......
its called Hormone Replacement Therapy.
Hanbags and Ovaries, Pr*cks and Per*ods.
For gawds sake girls, get a grip!!!!!!! The old fella is sunning his frail iccle bod in Espana, copping off with 18-30 Reps too p*ssed to care, have you ever seen the film Sexy Beast???
Too close to the truth..............
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i am jealous, fair point...
i'm jealous that he is bald and i have hair...
i'm jealous that he is 5.6 and i'm only 5.11
i'm jealous that he is mid 40's and i am late 30's...
i'm jealous that he does not work for a living and i do....
i'm jealous cos' he has no need to talk to the world and i have to talk to people every day...
i'm jealous cos he can promise to deliver a product/result and not do it, if i did the same i would lose my job....
terrible thing jealousy....
i'm jealous that he is bald and i have hair...
i'm jealous that he is 5.6 and i'm only 5.11
i'm jealous that he is mid 40's and i am late 30's...
i'm jealous that he does not work for a living and i do....
i'm jealous cos' he has no need to talk to the world and i have to talk to people every day...
i'm jealous cos he can promise to deliver a product/result and not do it, if i did the same i would lose my job....
terrible thing jealousy....
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Dave R wrote:i am jealous, fair point...
i'm jealous that he is bald and i have hair...
i'm jealous that he is 5.6 and i'm only 5.11
i'm jealous that he is mid 40's and i am late 30's...
i'm jealous that he does not work for a living and i do....
i'm jealous cos' he has no need to talk to the world and i have to talk to people every day...
i'm jealous cos he can promise to deliver a product/result and not do it, if i did the same i would lose my job....
terrible thing jealousy....
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