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I grew one this year that was at least six inches wide at the top and nearly two foot long. :) :)


It tasted nice :D




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Parsnips schmarsnips. I always used to fall for that "roasted parsnips that look like chips" trick at school. Brussel sprouts are the one true vegetable.
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Francis wrote:Parsnips schmarsnips. I always used to fall for that "roasted parsnips that look like chips" trick at school. Brussel sprouts are the one true vegetable.
You wanna try mine, I am telling you the are THE best root vegatable,(exept my home grown potatoes of course) :)
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Like Ems, peas. Though I have been known to lose control and have the odd carrot.
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carrots are the food of the Devil. F*cking discusting!
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i love all veg. carrots (great for chopping into sticks and dipping in hummous, much healthier that kettle chips and nicer too!), sprouts, parsnips, cauli, broccolli (i can eat that raw its so nice!), etc etc

yummy ;D
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Quiff Boy wrote:i love all veg. carrots (great for chopping into sticks and dipping in hummous, much healthier that kettle chips and nicer too!), sprouts, parsnips, cauli, broccolli (i can eat that raw its so nice!), etc etc

yummy ;D
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sweet potatoes is where the wise money is :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:i love all veg. carrots (great for chopping into sticks and dipping in hummous, much healthier that kettle chips and nicer too!), sprouts, parsnips, cauli, broccolli (i can eat that raw its so nice!), etc etc

yummy ;D
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sweet potatoes is where the wise money is :innocent:
oh aye, they rock aswell :von:
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James Blast wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:i love all veg. carrots (great for chopping into sticks and dipping in hummous, much healthier that kettle chips and nicer too!), sprouts, parsnips, cauli, broccolli (i can eat that raw its so nice!), etc etc

yummy ;D
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sweet potatoes is where the wise money is :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:
sweet potatoes is where the wise money is :innocent:
Especially when roasted in the oven like my mum does them! YUM
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But yes parsnips! Has anyone tried parsnip crisps. They are the best invention since potato crisps oh yes
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Especially when roasted in the oven like my mum does them! YUM
that's the chaps! :D
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James Blast wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Especially when roasted in the oven like my mum does them! YUM
that's the chaps! :D
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I have a couple of friends coming over for xmas day, so roast parsnips are definitely on the menu, along with roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, peas, carrots, (no sprouts, since they're the work of the devil) and cheatin' roast turkey
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lazarus corporation wrote:cheatin' roast turkey
I had that last year and rather enjoyed it! Better than real turkey any day.
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smiscandlon wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:cheatin' roast turkey
I had that last year and rather enjoyed it! Better than real turkey any day.
I had the misfortune to have nut roast once when I spent Christmas with 3 friends whom I didn't realise were all vegetarian. It looked like a giant turd on a plate and tasted dreadful, so I ended up scavenging turkey from the neighbours. I don't normally like turkey but at least it took away the taste of nut roast, which shall never pass my lips again.
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lazarus corporation wrote:roast parsnips are definitely on the menu, along with roast potatoes
Which is where you've really got to watch the alcohol. Or you'll get caught out by those parsnips doing roast potato impressions. The number of times...
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what the hell are they talking about this time? :?:

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