Black Metal's A Laugh Rev 2.0

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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we've already seen some of these, but the new ones are ace Clicky!
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Dani from Cradle of Filth comes in 4th only because he is so incredibly gay. First of all, there is no black metal band that has sold out quite like Cradle of Filth. Secondly, there is no other black metal band that loves to have pictures taken of them as much as Cradle of Filth. And lastly, Dani always has to be doing something stupid and/or gay in virtually all of the band photos. Why? Well, he's obviously watched Interview With a Vampire one too many times. The theatrics just need to stop. This is one of his few un-photoshopped pics. STOP IT! Also, Cradle of Filth is from Helsinki, Sweden.
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I was a massive COF fan when Principle of Evil came out but each album after that got more and more disappointing. I remember reading an interview with them in long defunct Ultrakill magazine and they said they would never sell out or release a single as they were so underground(chortle). They also kept going on about how many of the Scandanavian BM musicians they knew. Well I met one of their guitarists (COF) a few years ago and asked him what had gone wrong with their last album ("midian" I think), and he said that double bass drumming was "a bit too Norweigan". Ho hum.....

Black metal still rules for me I'm afraid James, no matter how many silly pics you can find..... :wink:


P.S. Haven't we seen some of those Immortal ones before?
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Dani from Cradle of Filth comes in 4th only because he is so incredibly gay. First of all, there is no black metal band that has sold out quite like Cradle of Filth. Secondly, there is no other black metal band that loves to have pictures taken of them as much as Cradle of Filth. And lastly, Dani always has to be doing something stupid and/or gay in virtually all of the band photos. Why? Well, he's obviously watched Interview With a Vampire one too many times. The theatrics just need to stop. This is one of his few un-photoshopped pics. STOP IT! Also, Cradle of Filth is from Helsinki, Sweden.
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I was a massive COF fan when Principle of Evil came out but each album after that got more and more disappointing. I remember reading an interview with them in long defunct Ultrakill magazine and they said they would never sell out or release a single as they were so underground(chortle). They also kept going on about how many of the Scandanavian BM musicians they knew. Well I met one of their guitarists (COF) a few years ago and asked him what had gone wrong with their last album ("midian" I think), and he said that double bass drumming was "a bit too Norweigan". Ho hum.....

Black metal still rules for me I'm afraid James, no matter how many silly pics you can find..... :wink:


P.S. Haven't we seen some of those Immortal ones before?
The #2 one doesn't look that bad.

But then, I like power metal, not black metal.
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Dark wrote:
But then, I like power ballads, not black metal.


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CellThree wrote:
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But then, I like power ballads, not black metal.


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Problem, C3?

Edit: What the hell? I said power "metal" not power "ballads", silly non-goth. :evil:
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he said non-goth, Beavis :D :lol: :D
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CellThree wrote:
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But then, I like power ballads, not black metal.


:eek:




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Dark wrote: But then, I like power metal, not black metal.
Ooooh get you :lol: :wink:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Dark wrote: But then, I like power metal, not black metal.
Ooooh get you :lol: :wink:
Yeah, get me, I come with a hard drive full of freeware and attachable mp3 player. :roll:
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Dark wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Dark wrote: But then, I like power metal, not black metal.
Ooooh get you :lol: :wink:
Yeah, get me, I come with a hard drive full of freeware and attachable mp3 player. :roll:
Blimey! :lol:
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I take it this doesn't count BoF? cause I really like this one :(

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My favourite picture has to be:

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For all your Death Metal Wallpaper needs Clicky!
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James Blast wrote:For all your Death Metal Wallpaper needs Clicky!
Hey! :evil: COPYRIGHT!

That's OUR CD!

http://truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/ima ... aconis.jpg

Yay! ;D We're still famous!

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CellThree wrote:
Dark wrote:
But then, I like power ballads, not black metal.


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Problem, C3?

Edit: What the hell? I said power "metal" not power "ballads", silly non-goth. :evil:
no offence meant, you just left yourself wide open for that :wink:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
James Blast wrote:For all your Death Metal Wallpaper needs Clicky!
Hey! :evil: COPYRIGHT!

That's OUR CD!

http://truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/ima ... aconis.jpg

Yay! ;D We're still famous!

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Shocking! :eek:
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James Blast wrote:I take it this doesn't count BoF? cause I really like this one :(

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Entombed are death metal or "death n' roll" as they describe it! Have you heard "Wolverine "Blues" by them? That's my favourite one :notworthy:
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Hojyuu-obi wrote:My favourite picture has to be:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've got that as a poster in my flat! :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
James Blast wrote:I take it this doesn't count BoF? cause I really like this one :(

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Entombed are death metal or "death n' roll" as they describe it! Have you heard "Wolverine "Blues" by them? That's my favourite one :notworthy:
The only thing I bought by Entombed is the 'limited to 2000 copies only splatter white-red vinyl' version of 'Left Hand Path'. Oh my gawd where is the time???

PS: still have that LP....hehe

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James Blast wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
James Blast wrote:For all your Death Metal Wallpaper needs Clicky!
Hey! :evil: COPYRIGHT!

That's OUR CD!

http://truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/ima ... aconis.jpg

Yay! ;D We're still famous!

IZ.
Shocking! :eek:

Not really actually ;D

We WERE known world-wide and sold 2500 copies of that CD... :lol:


I really lurve being an underground musician! :roll:


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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Hey! :evil: COPYRIGHT!

That's OUR CD!

http://truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/ima ... aconis.jpg

Yay! ;D We're still famous!

IZ.
Shocking! :eek:

Not really actually ;D

We WERE known world-wide and sold 2500 copies of that CD... :lol:


I really lurve being an underground musician! :roll:


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It's almost a shame my band does nothing. Seeing yours would be interesting though.
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Go here Dark and buy the product of our very own Izzy HaveMercy :D
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James Blast wrote:Go here Dark and buy the product of our very own Izzy HaveMercy :D

Or go HERE, and buy the aforementioned and absolutely DELETED :roll: Avatar-CD!

WITH reviews! Man, I really love this!

"This is probably the best black metal release since Samael's "Ceremony of Opposites", and believe me, that is saying something."

"In all honesty, I wish more bands on the scene will take their cue from Avatar instead of this over produced, whiney, black metal bu lls hit. Avatar, I salute you for making some of the best black metal that has been recorded!"

Sniff...... :| :| :|
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More of us!

http://www.zenial.nl/html/avatar.htm

Pictures!

http://www.zenial.nl/band/avatar.jpg

Trip down memory lane..... *coff!*

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I never knew The Avatar were black metal :eek:

avoid this stuff, kids!
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