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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Jim
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Apparently, my website www.myheartland.co.uk, isn't listed on enough search engines! Imagine my horror.

"Dear Sir/Madam,

We noticed that www.myheartland.co.uk didn't get enough listing on search engines, and since over 80% of Internet users are using search engines to find information on the web, most chances are that you are losing some potential customers from these search engines.

As a search engine marketing company, we believe that our service will definitely increase the traffic of your website. At present, there are about 100,000 search engines in the whole world, but fortunately FullPromote is the rare breed that can help you register your website with the famous search engine companies. What we provide is a kind of service which is highly efficient as well as swift, but truly low cost. Visit www.fullpromote.com for more information.

Looking forward to your reply.

Best regards,

Sales & Marketing
www.fullpromote.com"

Spam sucks.
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what are the other 20% using?
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Boggles the mind doesn't it.

Mind you, AOL users...........could be true.
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Jim wrote: AOL users...........could be true.
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