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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Ed Rhombus
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"Quick flush it! Suction might take care of the rest"

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"When she goes that red it's normally a double flusher"
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Bitch
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I knew someone would do something like this, it was a joke waiting to happen :wink:
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*edited to show picture

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so, was it a #1 or #2?
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I knew someone would do something like this, it was a joke waiting to happen :wink:
Was was? My picture? :evil:

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RicheyJames
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oi! that's my wife you're ripping the p*ss out of!

but since that's a photo of her having a crafty fag after she'd told me she'd given up... carry on!
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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Thank you kind sir!

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"This still from the CCTV footage cleared up the cause of the mystery explosion"

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"Cue for Blackpool beach to run up the no swimming flag"
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"Richey, dinner is ready!!"
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Mrs RicheyJames
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hallucienate wrote:"Richey, dinner is ready!!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You pack of bastards!

And you wait until you come come young man!
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i'll be down in a minute dear! i'm just doing some samples for the next rhombus single
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Mrs RicheyJames
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LOL
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Sorta reminds me of "On the Bog, with Frank Hovis", from that fantastic Scottish comedy program "Absolutely" - anyone else remember it?
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<installs CCTV in Castle Carrie bog so I can post photos of Ed on t'plop & you can all :lol: at him too>
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Mrs RicheyJames
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That would be funny but I really wasn't on the plop. I was pissed and pretended to be on the plop!!!! I never plop and smoke......It's discusting!
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'...here richey, love... i've made you that Yule Log you wanted...'
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'...sexygoth in big metallic scrotum shocker!...'

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Mrs RicheyJames
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Thought you were off to do some work?

Bugger off and do some.

twit.
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DerekR
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Oi keys, your avatar's cooler than mine, that's not on!
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DerekR wrote:Oi keys, your avatar's cooler than mine, that's not on!
nip to Fabeers in Wetherby, buy me a crate of Belgian beers, and it's yours.... 8)
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