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keys wrote:nip to Fabeers in Wetherby, buy me a crate of Belgian beers, and it's yours.... 8)
I've just been to Morrisons, I aint going out again, it's cold....and wet :(
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DerekR wrote:
keys wrote:nip to Fabeers in Wetherby, buy me a crate of Belgian beers, and it's yours.... 8)
I've just been to Morrisons, I aint going out again, it's cold....and wet :(
Next time you're out then... and Mrs Keys is quite partial to Belgian Blackcurrant (Cassis) beer... and they had some in December when we popped in... there's a good lad... :)
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Morrisons have cassis?
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Morrisons have cassis?
Oh do follow the conversation, Mrs RJ... we're talking about Fabeers in Wetherby - a top beer shop - even by Yorkshire's standards! www.fabeers.com
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DerekR wrote:Sorta reminds me of "On the Bog, with Frank Hovis", from that fantastic Scottish comedy program "Absolutely" - anyone else remember it?
I "absolutely" do! he was hilarious, as was the rest of the show! Is it on DVD yet? :?:
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Captions welcomed for this charming picture

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Who does number 2 work for?
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:I "absolutely" do! he was hilarious, as was the rest of the show! Is it on DVD yet? :?:
It is in my house :) I've got both the videos transferred onto DVDR. Let me know if you want a copy. Quality is dodgy but it's good stuff.
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DerekR wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:I "absolutely" do! he was hilarious, as was the rest of the show! Is it on DVD yet? :?:
It is in my house :) I've got both the videos transferred onto DVDR. Let me know if you want a copy. Quality is dodgy but it's good stuff.
It would be worth it for the dialogue alone! I will PM you! :notworthy:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Morrisons have cassis?
Oh do follow the conversation, Mrs RJ... we're talking about Fabeers in Wetherby - a top beer shop - even by Yorkshire's standards! www.fabeers.com
That is SO in my bookmarks <drools>
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HOW DARE YOU GO OFF TOPIC ON MY thread!!

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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:HOW DARE YOU GO OFF TOPIC ON MY thread!!

LOL
Well, I did have a go at the caption contest..... :lol:

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That's ok then............

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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I knew someone would do something like this, it was a joke waiting to happen :wink:
Was was? My picture? :evil:

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No, nothing against you. I just meant that putting a picture of yourself on the toilet as your avatar would be setting yourself up to have the p!ss taken given the disposition of most people on here......
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Did you have to break its back with the bog brush? :urff:
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andymackem wrote:Splashback - the poor goth's bidet.
Thanks Andy, now I have to wipe coffee off my PC screen thanks to me sputtering all over it! :lol:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
DerekR wrote:Sorta reminds me of "On the Bog, with Frank Hovis", from that fantastic Scottish comedy program "Absolutely" - anyone else remember it?
I "absolutely" do! he was hilarious, as was the rest of the show! Is it on DVD yet? :?:
frank hovis!! :eek: :von: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

ace :lol: :D
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Actually, I think a little music should go with the caption.

http://www.giagdv.co.uk/funny/XmasTune.mp3

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