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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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:lol: try clicky if you really want your brain to melt.
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0|-| 3/\/\ 633!
7|-|/-\7z pwn3d /-\11 j00|2 1|\|73|2|\|37x0rz!
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d00mw0lf wrote:0|-| 3/\/\ 633!
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You know you've got too techie when:

You can understand that, and read the Google Privacy Policy in 13375P34|< fairly easily. :von:
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Dark wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:0|-| 3/\/\ 633!
7|-|/-\7z pwn3d /-\11 j00|2 1|\|73|2|\|37x0rz!
7|-|3 5(/-\!2'/ 7!-!1|\|6 15, 7|-|47 1 (4|\| |23|D1'/ 11|<3 7|-|!5 47 411
You know you've got too techie when:

You can understand that, and read the Google Privacy Policy in 13375P34|< fairly easily. :von:
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I may have started this thread but I got no idea what they're talking about now :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:I may have started this thread but I got no idea what they're talking about now :roll:
`/@ 937 510\/\/1`/ (_)53|) 70 17, #@11(_)(13|\|@73. :roll:
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if ($img) {

# Get image size and scale ratio
$width = imagesx($img);
$height = imagesy($img);
$scale = min(MAX_WIDTH/$width, MAX_HEIGHT/$height);

# If the image is larger than the max shrink it
if ($scale < 1) {
$new_width = floor($scale*$width);
$new_height = floor($scale*$height);

# Create a new temporary image
$tmp_img = imagecreatetruecolor($new_width, $new_height);

# Copy and resize old image into new image
imagecopyresized($tmp_img, $img, 0, 0, 0, 0,
$new_width, $new_height, $width, $height);
imagedestroy($img);
$img = $tmp_img;
}
}


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I understood that. And would have done even without the comments. Not sure whether to be glad or ashamed :lol:

I have a Mac programming tool which has a command:
getmousexy(x,y)
which (obviously) reads the screen position of the mouse pointer into the variables x and y. The thing is it always makes me laugh because it looks like
getmousexy(x,y)
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http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101, ... _tophead_1
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
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PIB. Not sure I should be laffing out loud at your avatar, but I can't help it.
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paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
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30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:
cos it don't work on HL :roll:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:PIB. Not sure I should be laffing out loud at your avatar, but I can't help it.
attack of the mutant chainsaw panda people! cool film :lol: ;D :notworthy:
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hallucienate wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:
cos it don't work on HL :roll:
yep, we aint too "accessible" i'm afraid :(

the joys of using pixel sizes in stylesheets rather than specifying percentages... :roll:
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Stop geek speaking!
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Quiff Boy wrote: yep, we aint too "accessible" i'm afraid :(

the joys of using pixel sizes in stylesheets rather than specifying percentages... :roll:
I knew all that, I just didn't know how to say it :innocent:
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hallucienate wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:
cos it don't work on HL :roll:
It does from where I'm sitting :P
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hallucienate wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:
cos it don't work on HL :roll:
Yes it does!
That's how i read all those clever comments written in that tiny font :roll:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Stop geek speaking!
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d00mw0lf wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Stop geek speaking!
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Translation:

"It ain't geek speak
it's Leet speak!"

I think I'm getting the hang of it now.
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it dont work in IE anyway, so you must be using firefox or something...? unless you've done something in the IE settings to override stylesheet stuff?!?
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