Off Topic 2005 (Touched By The Paw Of Markfiend)

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Does Heartland have a gas leak? (previous topic name before alteration suggested by Dark from an original idea by James Blast)

Is it my imagination? Can anyone else smell gas? I hope we don't have to evacuate.
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ahh, that smell could be coming from my work actually - a few people have had gastric flu :urff:

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wtf? :?:
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I think I may have overdone the ibuprofen this morning...
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Supposedly all clear in my part of Heartland though unsubstaniated rumours abound that Elvis has already left the building ... :urff:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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*cough cough* :urff: :innocent:
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baby's turning blue. must be carbon monoxide...
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Is this 'the off topic' Topic 2005 (remix)?
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James Blast wrote:Is this 'the off topic' Topic 2005 (remix)?
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James Blast wrote:Is this 'the off topic' Topic 2005 (remix)?
No it's "Off Topic 2005 (Touched By The Paw Of Markfiend)".
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Dark wrote:
James Blast wrote:Is this 'the off topic' Topic 2005 (remix)?
No it's "Off Topic 2005 (Touched By The Paw Of Markfiend)".
Like it. :notworthy:
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What's all this then?
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Indeed.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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hmmm.

it will be "trashed by the hand of quiffy" if you're not careful ;)
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Still suffering from post-Valentine trauma, I see ... :innocent:
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Quiff Boy wrote:hmmm.

it will be "trashed by the hand of quiffy" if you're not careful ;)
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get a grip ;)
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7|2|_|3 |)@7.
I'm liking this 1337-revoloution ;D

I'm going to hand in all future essays in 1337 - that'll learn 'em :twisted:
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Quiff Boy wrote:get a grip ;)
Sorry boss ;D
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markfiend wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:get a grip ;)
Sorry boss ;D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

its like working with a bunch of bloody kids! you're old enough to know better ;)



plus i really cant be arsed trying t work out what the hell you're on about :lol: :lol: :lol: :innocent:
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can't we have a button next to "quote" that converts it into normal text?

no? OK, I'll just ignore it then.
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Quiff Boy wrote:
plus i really cant be arsed trying t work out what the hell you're on about
pwn3d 8)
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OMFGWTF my bloody head hurts.

d00m, try searching 'owned' on Google's image search. Amuses for hours...
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No time for that - I just re-installed the Sims...
But speaking of 1337ness, it'd be bloody impossible to make a 1337-english translater.
there's loads of english-1337 ones though.
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dentist...
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Burn wrote:dentist...
Good shout! :notworthy:
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